Nhilol - Peter Parker Here To Pick Up A Passport Please

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

Cody!

Masterlist

[!] new masterlist (mobile ver. coming soon)

S U G A :

Your stranger - working the late night shift at a local corner shop and Yoongi becomes a frequent visitor.

Till Dawn  - friends with benefits. (M)

Issues - jealous yoongi.

Morning - morning sex. (M)

Bad girl - professor/mr.min. (M)

Late  - CEO yoongi. (M)

Crush series - [1/?] 1 - yoongi struggles with a crush.

Broken - 1, 2 [2/2]  - secretly dating but cannot be a normal couple. (M)

Mine - jealous yoongi. (M)

Stuck - elevator smut. (M)

Colours - yoongi agrees to be your model for an art project. fluff.

Relax - caring yoongi + bath.

Games - camping. (M)

Memories - yoongi reminisces on the past as a couple.

Wake up - lazy make out session ft. yoongi being a shit.

Misunderstanding - jealous of jungkook.

Admire - admiring yoongi’s neck.

Interruption - scolding that leads to smut. (M)

Marks - yoongi leaves marks all over your body from biting, and one of the other members sees them accidentally.

Jealousy - angst/jealous yoongi.

Control [2/2] 1 , 2 - yoongi allows you to take control. reverse roles for part two. (M)

Warmth - [1/?] yoongi the stoic businessman you make coffee for each morning is too cute.

Cheat - cheating.

Distracted - car sex. (M)

Play - jamming session.

Want - couch smut. (M)

Job au prompts:

Salon - ‘rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’

Klutz - ’ ‘you’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone.’

Pick up lines - ‘should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ + ‘I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’

Crown - [1/?] 1 -  ‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept.’

Hotline - ‘i have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ + ‘ I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ (M)

Flowers - ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’

J U N G K O O K :

Private - ’a glimpse of something private, something that should have remained unknown to your eyes and suddenly the boy you had believed was innocent had become a man practically reeking of testosterone.’

Revelation - ‘The heat that resonated from him was unlike any other man you had encountered, his movements were carefully calculated despite his intoxication, his touches soft yet firm upon your skin leaving a scorching trail in their wake. With kisses alone you felt as if he was deep beneath your skin drawing out all of your darkest deepest desires.’ (M)

Paper Hearts - ‘You met him at the tender age of thirteen. He was the boy next door, the kid that walked you to school on your very first day and told you your smile was like sunshine.’

Unseen (M) - ‘Jungkook struggles to keep his hands to himself.’

Nirvana (M) 1/2 - ‘the need for something that isn’t yours, yet all jungkook wanted to do was take and you willingly gave him everything and anything.’ 

What you need 1/? “People here, they’re dangerous you do best not to mix.” he explains, watching in interest at your reaction to his words. “Are you one of those people?” you ask. Bingo. He almost smirks he’d seen this scenario countless times, small naïve girls wanting nothing more than to play with fire, to get burnt. He leans forward within his chair, the proximity closing between the two of you as he pulls his lighter from his pocket. “I’m the worst kind.”

deal (m) 1, 2, 3, 3.5/? - summary: ‘the years spent working hard had really paid off and was it so wrong to want to rub that in a few faces? The cliché mean girls that often teased you for not doing anything with your hair or clothing, wouldn’t it be great to show off someone like Jungkook?’ High school reunion au + ceo!jeon

wonder (m) - summary: ‘that was the snag, the inconvenience if you will, Jeon Jungkook had next to no experience with girls. It was his best friend that insisted on dragging the poor boy from the safety of his dorm and to the nearest frat party. But now Jungkook no longer attended the parties instead taking refuge on your couch. He’d find comfort there, stretched out upon his back with your legs on either side of his body, your fingers threading lazily through his hair.’ virgin!kook

heat (m) - summary: requested - first time oral. 

wet (m) summary: requested: shower sex.

promise? - summary: police au

N A M J O O N : 

Blossoms: summary: requested - first time meeting.

He's a little lost.

Star Wars Tales of the Jedi  ↳ Episode 5, Practice Makes Perfect

mr 'we're smarter than this' Tech vs 'I'm so done with you' Crosshair

I don't know why people say the plot of tbb is more interesting if Crosshair doesn't have his chip. I mean think of all the MEMES

Crosshair unable to directly tell them he's being mind controlled and dropping subtle hints only to faceplam through his skull when they fly over the batch's heads like

Crosshair: *grips his head*

Hunter: I see nothing.

Crosshair, internally: oh my god you daft KRIFFING BI-

painted my babygirl!! it took 3hrs & 5mins :D

Dare You To Move [5]

Pairing: FWB!Roommate!Tom Holland x Reader

Word count: 3,960

Warnings: Swearing, angst, mentions of sex, fluff, some drinking

Summary: There’s no reason to be jealous…right?

A/N: Sorry for the delay in updating! We’re gonna blame Tumblr tbh and also the fact I have an infection and nothing I can do to make it better. Expect an extra chapter later this week! Please lemme know what y’all think!

prologue || ch. 1 || ch. 2 || ch. 3 || ch. 4

series masterlist // masterlist

You told your family you were dating Harrison. What’s that even supposed to mean? Why would you do that? And why are you telling Tom this now? It seems so random and strange for you. You don’t lie to your family, not like that. Well, not really. You’ll lie about you and Tom but that’s your agreement. But, what could be lying to your entire family about Harrison have to do with anything? Why would that even be important? Why didn’t you tell him sooner?

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BTS in the US

Interviewer: Last question, what does the members like about Rap monster? What makes him a good leader?

Jin (in Korean): Who said he was a good leader?

Suga (in Korean): I need 3 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes and 30 seconds to answer that

J-hope (in Korean): C'mon guys he's not that bad..

Taehyung (in Korean): But he is tho, remember when he lost Jungkook 5 times!!

Jimin (in Korean): Remember when he walked in to the dorms and suddenly five was injured and 2 went missing!!

Jungkook (in Korean): I'ts a miracle that we're still alive after all these years and all the "accidents"

Interviewer: (waiting for translation)

Rap monster: ...they can't decide what they love about me the most, they just love too much...

PETER CUSHING on playing Grand Moff Tarkin in carpet slippers

They hadn’t got time to have my boots made for me, which is usually the case, because of my large feet, so I had to do with a pair out of stock. Now there I was, on the first day of shooting, this very, very cross, unpleasant gentleman, Grand Moff Tarkin, stomping around, and it was agony, it really was.

So the next day I said to dear George Lucas, the director, I said, “George, I am not asking for close ups, but do you think you could shoot me from the waist upwards from now on?” And he said “Why,” and I explained the reasons, so he said “Oh, all right,” and he gave me a pair of carpet slippers.

So for the rest of the film I stomped around looking extremely angry, very cross, with that dear little Carrie Fisher, as Grand Moff Tarkin in carpet slippers!