drops plotting call on the dash while I probably go make dinner (please like and i'll dive into ur dms for plotting) ))
decided to draw his merfolk form finally sdfdsf ))
"..."
"Ya suck at bein' nice, huh."
His cheek fins droop a bit. Hm. Now this is just akward. "Ya hate me that much?" Guess he's used to it. Part of it was probably deserved, and yet...
"'Kay, hear me out: if I give ya one free punch will ya stop bein' so fuckin', iunno. Tensed up?"
"Uhu, sure."
Oh, great. Smalltalk. His fucking favorite.
He starts dangling backwards, looking around, keeping in a sigh. Oh my goooood this is annoying.
His leg is bouncing, besties.
"Got somethin' else to say, or."
Being kind is so hard.
@gnzma
Fuck it all fuck it all fuck it all FUCK EVERYTHING!
Guzma barely reaches the first floor before he can't take it anymore. With a frustrated scream - something way closer to a roar -, the Skull leader reels back a fist and punches the first wall he finds.
" FUCK! "
... through the wall.
Oh that's a big ass hole.
"Goddamn- " he snarls, holding on the now wounded hand "Fucking! God fucking damn walls shitty ASS FUCKING HOUSE FU- "
... Aaaaand then blinks. Looks up, inside the hole.
He forgot Archie was inside.
" . . . the fuck ya lookin' at?!"
Oh don't get him wrong, he's still pissed. Just a bit embarrassed too, now.
"...Nothin'."
He can read the room. Even with a hole in it.
"...No worries scamp, I'm good." Not more hurt than he already was, thankfully.
"Aw shit, he's hurt!!" Clo panics as he sees Archie on the ground.
"Ehh, not questioned tha' much."
He must admit that he'd expected way more questions about the fish part. But he'd only really had a handful of people ask about that-- or him in general. For some it was violence on sight instead.
"Thank ya f'r bein' kind." A nod as his Pokémon all start munching outside of the bathroom (way too cramped in here otherwise).
"As f'r questions... Shoot. I'll try t'answer what I can."
-✖
Cataleya thinks for a moment before nodding. "Think I can manage that. Be back in a bit..."
The trek to and from the kitchen takes a little while, but she returns with food and some bowls for his Pokemon as promised. It's econo kibble in a big bag, so nothing fancy, but it'll ensure his team is fed.
"Now...I'm sure you've been questioned about all sorts of things by this point, but I have some of my own. Can't blame a girl for being curious when someone like you is being hidden away in her friend's bathroom, yeah?" she asks, mouth quirking in a mischievous grin.
"I'll even answer some questions, too, if I can."
"--Okay??" Well, she's off... So he tosses the bag to the side of the bed again. Now he can only hope for the best.
"Nope! No money required ! I will be right back! I will see what I can get!"
With that she was off like a zubat out of hell.
Tm07 hail
Pokemon Asks: TMs (ORAS) - Accepting! TM07:Hail - What bad habits do you have?
"...Bein' too cool?"
A beat.
"For real tho', uhh. I pick at my nails, 'n I drink sometimes, I guess? Bi' o' a people pleaser, too. Workaholic... 'n I don' get enough sleep. Usually, anyway."
Okay we'll stop there for now.
Indie AU/HC-based Archie from Pokémon Alpha Sapphire, written by Nikki
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