Me Rn

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

Not sure if this counts as art, but I've been making "billboards" for my lawyer dragons.

Find Adonis here, and Citrine here.

if you made the entire thing a house with one long hallway through all the rooms

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers (I have to fold my laundry)

The struggle is real

nectarthroat the medic. hey its not horrible

spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

im so sad the cute girl from squid game died. she was so cool her and gi hun deserved to escape together and be happy and go to their families and stuff sang woo why would you do this .

ough guh the pain the agony

(this isnt me criticising the plot i think story wise her death added a lot to the story and was good it was just very sad bc she was a cool character, but that was its intended effect and it worked very well)

no one speak to me im grieving

why are people shipping characters in carmen sandiego like the only ship where the romance dynamic works better than the regular one is el topo and le chevre i cant think of any others but maybe theres one or two more idk. maybe its just a aroace thing tho idk lmao allos behaviours are just interesting

aw hell no im cooked 😭🙏

It’s a lovely day.

You decide to go for a walk while Baldwin brews.

On your walk you pull out your phone to refresh Swipp. But it’s a sunny day and the bright sun makes it difficult to see.

You hold your phone up while you walk.

“Finally!” you think as you step into some shade…

…and an open sewer drain. You wake up and quickly realize you’ve been isekai’d into Sornieth. Where are you? What are you? Will you survive?