MAGPIE LETS FUCKING GO

where?

A very spiney one. Drawn for Vamp1re.

beautiful kind crow

hay can someone send me the link to the are cishet aro men queer poll just wanna talk w them

(holding a large cinderblock behind my back)

Holy fuck you're an npc with nothing of substance, just recycled, copypasted, regurgitated bullshit. Seriously, just try to form an original thought for once.

what

One of the things I loved about The Wild Robot from a writing/world-building perspective was that it was clearly set in a post-apocalyptic world, but the details were very vague, and you don't even know until about an hour in:

"Beautiful shot," you think, and then it hits you that the whales are swimming over the Golden Gate Bridge.

Abandoned, crumbling satellites and a sunken city. And then when we do see the human city, they freak out at the sight of geese:

Animal-derived plague? Global warming? We don't know. We only know that something has happened. But like the general theme, whatever bad has occurred, the natural world is thriving. An unexpected positive from a history of tragedy.

fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

"Liquid Generation (generate liquids of any sort)" heh i can already do that 😈 (im sorry that joke wasnt that funny) and "Musical Regeneration (can use music to regenerate their bodies, with the amount of music used defining the speed of healing)"

id play incredibly loud and annoying music when i go fight and itll be constantly playing. also pour some sort of poison or perhaps a dangerous substance on the aliens

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol