Guy Eating Pussy But He's Got One Of Those Bluetooth Earpieces On And On The Other End Is A Lesbian Instructing

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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

hay can someone send me the link to the are cishet aro men queer poll just wanna talk w them

(holding a large cinderblock behind my back)

Aftercare? You mean like marrying her and giving her the world? Showing her that true love exists?

Izel

aw hell no im cooked 😭🙏

It’s a lovely day.

You decide to go for a walk while Baldwin brews.

On your walk you pull out your phone to refresh Swipp. But it’s a sunny day and the bright sun makes it difficult to see.

You hold your phone up while you walk.

“Finally!” you think as you step into some shade…

…and an open sewer drain. You wake up and quickly realize you’ve been isekai’d into Sornieth. Where are you? What are you? Will you survive?

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

he ate

Okay, you can't watch Gihun walk with that strut and not tell me he wouldn't be a terrifying frontman.

can i bite your arm gently like a baby seal testing out your texture

Please don't try to hurt me. I have incredible range

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

me and who

A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.