NO, WAIT, THE WATER SLIDE IS TRAPPED

when it’s high tide at inkblot (i’m the one in the middle)

I have completed my Quark Drive hunt (a silly title for catching all the Violet Paradox pokemon)

agent 8 and warden ingo are now friends because i said so

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

object pokemon r cool. stop pretending these designs arent cool/cute

we have progressed past object pokemon slander. reblog if you are pro-object pokemon

Poor Skyward Link

Sky Link’s ghost visits his successor and immediately regrets it

corrupted agents request from twitter its really shitty because i am so tired

so i was scrolling through twitter and found this tweet, is the part about octavio true or just a strange translation? i don't think you translated the part before the interview that appears to be a summary of the events leading up to octo expansion so i couldn't check. (it's like 2 am for me at the time of writing this so i hope this makes sense)

NO WAYYYYY im running. im running to the magazine. i skipped that section because i thought itd just be old news but... its true (text is cut off a little but...)

"Even now, the leader of the Octarians, General DJ Octavio, due to injuries sustained from losing the Great Turf War, became no longer able to take on his humanoid form"

age old octavio lore mystery solved... in a random fucking magazine.

little man

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