alternative depression tips for when you read the ‘depression tips’ post and laugh hollowly, bc only in your fondest dreams could you manage to do any of those things
dry shampoo and face wipes are your friend. if you can brush your teeth you’ll feel maybe 2% less disgusting. wash your hands.
smelling nice is gr9, rubbing moisturiser in is Exhausting. perfume, scented candles and linen sprays are way quicker.
try to change your clothes at least every other day. wear sweats or pjs as often as you physically can.
you don’t need to put on underwear if you’re not leaving the house (that goes double for bras and binders)
drink any water that hasn’t been sitting out on your desk for a week. dust doesn’t taste good. stay hydrated. I fill one of those 2 litre bottles in the morning and keep it with me so I don’t have to get up and walk to the sink.
re: cleaning, try and keep one room vaguely clean. if everywhere else is a shit hole that’s fine, but you can go sit in your one tidy space and chill for a bit. it’s fine if that’s the bathroom or just the corner of your bedroom where there’s no crap on the floor. find a tiny space that isn’t horrifying and sit in it.
music helps.
eat a thing. +5 points if it has a fresh fruit or vegetable in it. take out is acceptable if it comes with veggies.
if your creativity curled up and died a long time ago try and find something that at least reminds you what it was like to feel inspired. watch a film, look at some art (probably not your own), read a thing. if that makes you feel worse, just?? don’t think about it??
grounding yourself is actually really helpful. open the window and breathe for 2 minutes. lay down on the floor and feel your whole body (unless you don’t want to in which case: lay down and don’t feel anything except the floor)
human interaction is Good. text a family member you don’t hate if you have one. message a friend. reply to someone’s personal post with ‘SAME’. make your own personal post asking the void for validation. stare out the window at people and remind yourself that life exists outside of the black space inside your head. whatever works.
pets are amazing, agreed. watch some funny animal vines if you don’t have one.
the manhattan cardinals are a baseball team that is like,, alright
the star player is the always amazing jack kelly
miss medda is their coach
sarah is the team manager
race, specs, albert, finch, all of the manhattan boys are on the manhattan team
crutchie is the mascot, a cardinal named charlie cardinal
the brooklyn batters is the best team in the whole league
the batters and the cardinals share a rival: the new york rats
which jack likes to call the ‘rich no balls’
pulitzer (young, so he’s basically kath’s brother, not dad), the delanceys, and snyder (he’s younger, too) are all on the rats
katherine is the team manager
wiesel is the referee that the rats try and bribe so they can win
it works
davey got put on the manhattan cardinals after his father wanted him to play a sport
les became the cute little water boy
after a manhattan v brooklyn game, race and spot go missing for a few hours
spot is a sore loser, but he is very happy when race wins a game (unless race beats him)
the ny rats cheat their way to the top, beating every other team except for the manhattan one
the manhattan cardinals and richy no balls are the last two, since davey and jack both did amazing playing
katherine caught on to the bribing her team was doing and decided to tell the manhattan team
she told jack
in response, jack went to pulitzer to stop the bribing, because if he was going to win, he wanted it to be fair
pulitzer tried to bribe him
and failed
fast foward to the game
wiesel was taken out as referee because they caught on to him cheating
roosevelt is the new referee
oscar delancey hit crutchie in the head when he was batting
crutchie had to be taken to the medic center halfway through the game
jack wanted to give up after that
but davey and kath came and yelled at him
jack went back out there and played his hardest
and the manhattan cardinals WON
the rats got kicked out of the league because of the cheating
edited by @broadwayandbookblog
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Ahh,yes I love having an identity crisis.
Why is no one talking about the rainbow flag that got shown at the love fest in brasil?
I mean,, all the original colours are there (plus a inclusive white stripe with a very lovely meaning!)
Isn’t it beautiful? look at it hanging there, representing all these lovely people! It’s so colourful, it only can spread positive vibes!
And since I couldn’t find the flag in a good size, I made one quick!
What do y'all think?
Author: you like this character?
Fandom: maybe idon't know.
*5 mins later*
Author: you like now?
Fandom: yes i lokve them.
*character gets blown up*
Fandom: NO NO NO NO!
Something my baby cousin said to me today,
Me: (talking to my mom and cousin something my teacher said about weddings) There are the three rings of marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
Baby cousin: (in the most innocent voice ever) I’m your suffering!
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She also said I was her favorite cousin and her and her sister had kicked me in the face and private areas multiple times. But hey, I’m a favorite for the first time so thats lit right?
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