Normally I Hate When Characters Are Turned Into Housewives But I Think Ocelot Would Have Been So Happy

so I’m replaying MGS2 right now

(text from @demonictwistedlich99 ‘s iconic post ofc)

I have a black heart.

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You can’t lose at beachvolley!! Nobody will want to do business with us ever again if they learn you’ve LOST AT BEACHVOLLEY

obsessed with the fact that the most popular ships in the metal gear fandom are

long term gay couple who got married and adopted a daughter together

insane three to four person toxic yaoi situationship

If only I’d tried to get out sooner…

yes, kaz and everyone else on mother base became infertile in 1984, as a side effect from a measure inhibiting the vocal cord parasite. he also has a daughter named catherine, who seemed to be a child during MG2 in 1999. In reality, this is probably just another inconsistency between the older games and the newer prequels that kojima ignored/forgot/didn’t care about but if we want to play in this narrative space, it probably means either kaz got cucked and KNEW but raised the child anyways, or kaz adopted a kid. both of which are kind of sweet…

enamoured by the percentage of canonically infertile mgs characters

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

"Raiden is a metrosexual" how could you do that to psm. They wanted him so bad they're in actual shambles rn. They might even cancel the magazine /joke

raiden is meterosexual SPECIFICALLY to crush adam warren’s (psm comic artist who draws slutty raiden) dreams