I Don't Care If He Has Committed Crimes He's Just A Little Guy

My vocabulary is

50% memes and quotes

25% bullshit

24% nonsense

And 1% fact

So it's ok if you don't understand what I'm saying cuz i don't either

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Beware of werewolf jesus

This just might be the night i lay on the grass in the rain. Why? Because my brain is like that.

I love getting ads for apps I'm in like girl I'm already here

Kinda miss the days where the only thing you hade to worry about was weather the audio was saying yanny or Laurel and the dress was gold and white or black and blue

"Oh i can make him better" is "oh i can make him worse" and that

I can be his little henchman that gives his snacks and helps him with his plans!

They smol

tiny friend

If i die may the sheep Feast on my rotting corpse

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