“But, Look, Who Am I To Say? I’ve Got No Idea. All I Can Speak To Is What It Looks Like From My

WADE​.

“  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ” / for wadey pie !

Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”

She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.

“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”  

During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.

“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”

lady gaga : the fame monster album … sentence starters

“Just give in.”

“She’s a mess.”

“You amaze me.”

“I want your love.”

“I’m a tough bitch.”

“Baby, you’re sick.”

“You little monster.”

“My religion is you.”

“I’m not your babe.”

“I want your drama.”

“Don’t call my name.”

“I’ll never love, again.”

“Show me your teeth.”

“That boy is a monster.”

“You will never fall apart.”

“Would you give it all up?“

“Want your bad romance.”

“Walk, walk fashion, baby.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Yeah, I’ll love you forever.”

“Stop! Please, just let me go.”

“I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“'Cause I’m a free bitch, baby!“

“Could we fix you if you broke?“

“There was a monster in my bed.”

“Baby, you gave up… you gave up.”

“Girl, you look good enough to eat.“

“Tell me something that’ll save me.”

“Oh boy, you’ve left me speechless.”

“I can’t believe what you said to me.”

“Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”

“I’ve never seen one like that before.”

“She’s not broken. She’s just a baby.”

“Boy, now get your paws right off me!”

“Tell me something that’ll change me.”

“And, honestly, he’s a wolf in disguise.”

“Don’t wanna kiss. Don’t wanna touch.”

“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.”

“I’m gonna love you with my hands tied.”

“You and me could write a bad romance.”

“Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy.”

“Open up your heart and your mind to me.”

“You should’ve made some plans with me.”

“I want your everything, as long as it’s free.”

“I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.”

“And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand.”

“I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.”

“At this point I’ve gotta choose, nothing to lose.”

“Can call all you want, but there’s no one home.”

“She’s got a halo around her finger, around you.”

“‘Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine.”

“I asked my girlfriend if she’d seen you ‘round before.”

“We might’ve fucked, not really sure, don’t quite recall.”

“You know that I want you, and you know that I need you.”

“I should’ve left my phone at home, ‘cause this is a disaster.”

“I can’t believe how you looked at me with your James Dean glossy eyes.”

“I know that you may love me, but I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

❣️                             SOFT   INTERACTIONS  !

send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction  (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) .

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower .

[ slow dance ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  slow  dance .

[ gift ]  for  your  muse  to  surprise  my muse  with  a  gift  ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ homemade gift ]  for  your  muse  to  make  my  muse  a  gift    ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ serenade ]  for  your  muse  to  sing  to  my  muse .

[ embrace ]  for  your  muse  to  pull  my  muse  into  a  tight  embrace .

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face .

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose .

[ date? ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  go  on  a  date .

[ confess ]  for  your  muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  my  muse .

[ sleepy ]  for  your  muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  my  muse’s  lap .

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harley Quinn Gifs [1/?]

protective prompts

feel free to adjust as needed!

PROTECTING: “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  i’m not letting you go alone.  ” “  let me help.  ” “  say the word and i’ll be there.  ” “  i know you can handle it yourself, but it doesn’t mean you should have to do this on your own.  ” “  i’ll stay the night.  ” “  get some rest.  ” “  ssh, go back to sleep.  ” “  i’m worried about you.  ” “  i’m not going anywhere. not as long as you’re in danger.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you.  ” “  i won’t let that happen.  ” “  look at me. you’re gonna be okay.  ” “  what can i do?  ” “  i’ll be right here with you the whole time.  ” “  who did this to you?  ” “  i can tell you’re upset, talk to me.  ” “  i’m not letting them get away with this.  ” “  i’ll get you out of this. trust me.  ” “  i know you don’t need my help. but i’m offering it anyway.  ” “  you’re shaking like a leaf— what’s wrong?  ” “  what happened?  ” “  i’m gonna fucking kill them.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you again. not ever.  ”   “  if anything happened to you…  ” “  i need you in my life. so please, let me do what i need to to make it safe.  ”   “  i can’t lose you.  ”   PROTECTED: “  have you been waiting up this whole time?  ” “  how long have you been here?  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  will you stay with me?  ” “  please don’t go.  ” “  i feel safer when you’re here.  ” “  thank you for making me feel safe.  ” “  i trust you.  ” “  why are you helping me?  ” “  is it over now?  ” “  you don’t have to do this, ya’ know.  ” “  i can take care of myself.  ” “  you don’t have to worry so much.  ” “  i don’t want you to get hurt either.  ” “  i can’t bear the thought of you putting yourself in danger for me.  ”   “  you’re bleeding!  ” “  thank you, but i’ll be alright.  ”    “  please don’t get hurt. not because of me.  ” ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to wake up after sustaining an injury and find the other at the side of their bed 2. for one muse to hold the other after a nightmare 3. for one muse to step between the other and someone who intends to do them harm 4. for one muse to push the other out of harm’s way 5. for one muse to get hurt protecting the other 6. for one muse to fall asleep next to the other muse who is keeping watch 7. for one muse to rescue the other 8. for one muse to get caught hiding an injury sustained while protecting them 9. for one muse to react to the other hiding an injury 10. for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick/injured 11. for one muse to kiss the other’s scar 12. for one muse to treat an injury the other sustained while protecting them 13. for one muse to kill to protect the other 14. for one muse to get killed while protecting the other 15. for one muse to fall asleep in the hospital bed with the other 

Random person: Why do you like height difference ships so much?

Me: *imagines them doing this.*

Me: No reason.

OPEN. | @storieswrittcn​ —  [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other from peter p/arker!

“How in the hell did you even manage T’GET this far out here ? Hold STILL ! Yer gonna make me mess this up and I’m just gonna laugh at you, y’know ?”

She doesn’t mean it -- MOSTLY -- but slender fingers hold steady as she holds the skin together in order to push the needle through it. The pot of hot water sat cooling from where she sanitized the needle, she’d be using the warmed water later to clean him up. She just feel’s bad that she doesn’t have any painkillers. She’d have to go nick some in the morning, but for now she offers up her bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey. No, Spider-Man most certainly did NOT interrupt her bout of depressive drinking to try and drown the loneliness. She was simply celebrating another day of successfully beating the shit out of her abusive ex, who currently is suffering three broken ribs, a busted lip, TWO black eyes and she tried to dislocate his knee but her bat may have missed. Eh, she could be clumsy sometimes. 

What she didn’t expect was an old work buddy of hers from New York to suddenly pop up on her fire escape, big gash on his back and having to help lift his heavy ass onto her ratty old couch. She has him braced against one arm rest, bangs held back with a red headband and eyes focused on sewing him closed before her cleaned flesh could get any more infected. She finishes up the last touches with a satisfied hum, cutting the thread and proceeding to dress the five inch wound. She’d definitely need to stock up on supplies again, especially for him. The wound was pretty deep; she wonders if she can threaten a doctor for painkiller’s as well as antibiotics ? Couldn’t hurt to try !

“There ! All done, now to clean ya up ! I’d give you a lollipop but I ate the last one. Oh ! No wait, here y’go !”

Did the cherry pop come from between her couch cushions ? Yes, but she doesn’t disclose that.

* OH LOOKIE, AN UPDATE !

Alrighty, since I'm actually becoming more active, I'm following old mu.tuals again with a happy heart !

However I know a lot of you thought I just up and left after receiving help earlier this year. In fact I got quite the few anons about it on old blogs, demanding to know why I didn't just find the time or that I was letting people down, especially with commi/ssions (though I haven't forgotten ! Unfortunately just needing more storage, time and am working with a freezing laptop). Well, there's a reason for that ! Ready to hear ? I ALMOST LOST MY DAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE AND THEN ALMOST C.OVID.  Read on if you must ! Just know, I’m happy to be coming home. <3

After 10 days in the ER (and suffering a bad fall due to an idiot fucking nurse) he's finally on a safe version of dialysis. He's gotten so skinny, I can now see his ribcage. Just these past couple months, I've managed to help him hold food down again after 6 months of constant throwing up. He's still barely able to take our stairs/walk around on his own, though he is slowly getting stronger. I'm the only one in the family willing and able to do his dialysis for him. I suffer nights without sleep due to him waking me if he needs something and I do it. I suffered a heart attack back in July 29th because the stress of everything even BEFORE his ER visit took its toll on me and my heart defect, and now I have to work up my health/strength again. We're still not financially stable. My computer is finally sputtering out so I'm barely able to do the best I can with it now. I almost abandoned my dad during a very bad fight with him that now I have to take talk therapy for in order to control my anger once again. (We're good for now though). We got exposed from his damn dialysis nurses and even now we are waiting to see if we're fully okay. It's looking good though, but he's the most vulnerable so I'm still worried.

This is just a SHORT version of everything that has happened since March, but even then it was building up before that too. I am STILL doing the best I can and now I have one sister who helps me as best she can too. I am still suffering misgendering and now slight tra/nspho/bia in this home, and I am working on moving out while making sure my dad will still be taken care of as well. (I've come out twice now and my family is still in denial)

So, the point for those feeling entitled to my details ? FUCK ALL OF YOU RUDE ANONS WHO THINK I ASKED FOR HELP AND JUST BAILED. I didn't. Family emergencies will ALWAYS come first, and I can't even BEGIN to thank those friends who helped me keep sane through most of it all. I'm sorry I caused doubt, for just going MIA, but I had no choice. My focus went to keeping my loved one ALIVE. But now that things are settling down, new, scary routines being conquered. I'm ready to make a comeback, return HOME. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone makes me uncomfy about doing it.