Billie Eilish : When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? Album … Sentence Starters

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harley quinn knows who all the bats are but never says anything bc she just rlly likes them. like, batman can be a bit of a bore, he’s a bit too serious for harley’s taste, but his kids? gosh, harley loves his kids. 

sometimes she commits crimes just bc she’s bored and she knows the mini bats are on patrol. i mean, she will straight up rob a bank just so she can chat w red robin for a bit. she always asks about superboy. he always asks about ivy. sometimes he fills her in on the latest teen titans gossip. 

harley likes red hood too. he’s funny and more violent than the other bats, which makes things interesting. one time they beat up joker together just cuz. they broke a few bones. it was fun.

she has a soft spot for nightwing too. how can she not? she’s known him since he was a chubby cheeked crime fighting baby with no pants. he’s basically her child.

and it’s always fun when she runs into the girls. batgirl is a riot. she’s the one who told harley that batman doesn’t know how to cook and can barely do his own laundry. black bat doesn’t talk much, but she listens to harley and laughs at her jokes.

harley thinks robin is precious in a violent murder-y sort of way. she likes to pinch his cheeks, which usually results in robin reaching for his katana and harley darting away. one time she booped him on the nose and he threatened to maim her. it was adorable.

sometimes, when signal is out on patrol, he’ll stop by harley’s apartment to hang for a bit. they sit together and eat snacks and signal tells harley about the chaos that is wayne manor. he doesn’t use codenames. he knows she knows their identities – he and harley are pretty sure that he and maaayybe red robin are the only ones who know she knows. they have a betting pool on when batman will finally realize harley knows he’s bruce wayne.

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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Me: *imagines them doing this.*

Me: No reason.

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I thought we’d go back to that hotel, no?

So,,,, i just cut my tongue on a sucker

👁👅👁 💀

protective prompts

feel free to adjust as needed!

PROTECTING: “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  i’m not letting you go alone.  ” “  let me help.  ” “  say the word and i’ll be there.  ” “  i know you can handle it yourself, but it doesn’t mean you should have to do this on your own.  ” “  i’ll stay the night.  ” “  get some rest.  ” “  ssh, go back to sleep.  ” “  i’m worried about you.  ” “  i’m not going anywhere. not as long as you’re in danger.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you.  ” “  i won’t let that happen.  ” “  look at me. you’re gonna be okay.  ” “  what can i do?  ” “  i’ll be right here with you the whole time.  ” “  who did this to you?  ” “  i can tell you’re upset, talk to me.  ” “  i’m not letting them get away with this.  ” “  i’ll get you out of this. trust me.  ” “  i know you don’t need my help. but i’m offering it anyway.  ” “  you’re shaking like a leaf— what’s wrong?  ” “  what happened?  ” “  i’m gonna fucking kill them.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you again. not ever.  ”   “  if anything happened to you…  ” “  i need you in my life. so please, let me do what i need to to make it safe.  ”   “  i can’t lose you.  ”   PROTECTED: “  have you been waiting up this whole time?  ” “  how long have you been here?  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  will you stay with me?  ” “  please don’t go.  ” “  i feel safer when you’re here.  ” “  thank you for making me feel safe.  ” “  i trust you.  ” “  why are you helping me?  ” “  is it over now?  ” “  you don’t have to do this, ya’ know.  ” “  i can take care of myself.  ” “  you don’t have to worry so much.  ” “  i don’t want you to get hurt either.  ” “  i can’t bear the thought of you putting yourself in danger for me.  ”   “  you’re bleeding!  ” “  thank you, but i’ll be alright.  ”    “  please don’t get hurt. not because of me.  ” ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to wake up after sustaining an injury and find the other at the side of their bed 2. for one muse to hold the other after a nightmare 3. for one muse to step between the other and someone who intends to do them harm 4. for one muse to push the other out of harm’s way 5. for one muse to get hurt protecting the other 6. for one muse to fall asleep next to the other muse who is keeping watch 7. for one muse to rescue the other 8. for one muse to get caught hiding an injury sustained while protecting them 9. for one muse to react to the other hiding an injury 10. for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick/injured 11. for one muse to kiss the other’s scar 12. for one muse to treat an injury the other sustained while protecting them 13. for one muse to kill to protect the other 14. for one muse to get killed while protecting the other 15. for one muse to fall asleep in the hospital bed with the other 

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!