Can You Imagine All The Upperclassmen Sitting Around Talking About Neil? Exchanging All The Little Things

Can you imagine all the upperclassmen sitting around talking about Neil? Exchanging all the little things they learned about them that day?

Matt slamming into the girls dorm hissing, “he hates vegetables, he told this to me, he hates vegetables but he loves fruit.” And all the girls gasp.

“He sent me a TT A TT emoji from his English class.” Renee says. She’s been saving this information until just this moment when they’re all together. She’d seen it in the middle of her tutor session and delicately touched her fingers to her mouth.

“Nicky taught him that.” Matt snaps his fingers and points at her, excited that he knows another thing.

“He hates his English class, it bores him to tears but he said it’d be useful.” Dan says.

“Isn’t he taking a speech class or something? Maybe it’s for interviews?” Allison says, because being pulled into The Great Neil Josten Mystery is honestly the best thing to happen in weeks. The first time she laughed since, well, ya know, was when Neil ate a beet for the first time in the cafeteria and immediately stuck his tongue out far enough for the beet to fall off.

"What could his english class be useful for? What could he mean. Does he want to be a writer? Does he like books? What’s this about?“ Matt paces around the room and they just spend hours breaking down everything they know about their new fox.

Until the fox in question comes in to hang out with them before his practices with Kevin. And their heads just snap to him like “NEIL.”

And it startles him every time.

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i love this tfhc i like to pretend they werent all super skeptical and weary about neil most of the time

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