Guess I'm A Whore Then 🤷🏽‍♀️

You know what? I'll do this. Definitely. 👌🏻

10 More Soulmate AUs That Have Probably Already Been Posted (And If So, I'm Sorry)

1. The only color you can see is the color of your mate’s eyes.

2. Whenever your mate says your name, you will turn towards the direction they are in, no matter how far away you are.

3. Everyone has half of a symmectrical mark on them (butterfly, heart, diamond, spade, etc) and the other half will appear when you meet your mate.

4. Their hobby that they excel in has always been something you wish so badly you could do but fail epically at.

5. There is a bond between you and your mate in which you can sense each other’s emotions.

6. As a continuation of number 5, you can also send each other emotions to comfort the other or confess your love before you know anything about them.

7. If your mate is listening to music, you can hear it faintly, as if it is playing outside.

8. On your wrist you are born with a number. This is the amount of times you and your mate will see each other before you actually meet.

9. Your favorite outfit will be the one you meet your mate in.

10. After you meet your mate, it is physically impossible for you to tell anyone else you love them romatically.

Yusss I did that XD

Creating a Hetalia OC: broke

Creating your own micronation to be in Hetalia: woke

*sigh* It's been three years. I got older. My mental health got progressively worse. I noticed my posts are cringeworthy, but welp, I guess. My writing skills at least got better, but I may have to transport my Tumblr account from my old phone to my new phone, lol, since this one is about to... literally fall apart. Leggo then, I guess.

Boi, do I have some news for you. This is the woman who first invented a teddy bear.

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy

Not gonna delete this one, lol. My wish stays, bitch ✨💅🏻

Reblog if you want balkantalia

Not to brag but our cosplayers

are fucking amazing.

Not to mention our fan artists

are extremely talented

and their works are absolutely

inspiring.

And the show/webcomic itself

brings a ‘togetherness’

like no other.

It shows the world that no one is alone

and we’re all brothers and sisters

at the end of the day.

And no matter how often there is conflict

be it countries with their political problems

or just best friends trying to sort things out

It will always resolve

and come right back to being

Caring

Carefree

Accepting

And just plain silly!

It teaches us about culture

And history

and how to respect it.

This is a fandom that is

Remarkably

Positively

Extraordinarily

Perfect.

Well okay... True 🤷🏽

N. Italy: There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late.

Germany: The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschlusspanik’.

Germany: Torschlusspanik: “gate-closing panic”; a sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life’s opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages.

America: Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

England: Germany is like a dictionary of obscure sorrows.

Prussia: Germany is a place of obscure sorrows.

DIE Nutella. Always said it like that, always will.

Guten Tag deutschland i wanted to ask you something Die, Das or Der Nutella ?

“It only inflicts arguments in German families. Watch the states popping up and start arguing! No thank you!”

This. Is why I take showers. I hate baths. 😌💅🏻😂

Not to be controversial on main but how do people just....Take baths? Uhhh....👁👄👁

This is valid, it explains how I feel about this topic and how I feel myself everytime and I love it so much that somebody finally said it 👀❤️✨

me, hc-ing two characters as bi:

the fandom: yeah ok that's valid

me shipping them but person a is a guy and person b is a girl:

the fandom: THEY'RE STRAIGHT PASSING!! OP IF YOU WANTED THEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER YOU SHOULD'VE JUST CALLED THEM HET. STRAIGHTS DON'T BELONG HERE, AND YOU'RE NOW CANCELLED™ FOR THIS. THIS IS GAY ERASURE AND HOMOPHO