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literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

And not a brain cell

the Literacy Duo, as i like to call them

i cant believe ed is back to his smiley and giggley self bc he made up w his man like that's really all it took she's so predictable (affectionate)

ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end

shoutout to stede bonnet for meeting a guy who was the exact same as him six months prior and going 'man this guy is the most annoying little shit ever.' iconic of him tbh

dude what are you talking about aziraphale and crowley are literally a lesbian couple like was that not clear or

Neil Gaiman recently:

we're seeing black pete and lucius reunite tomorrow. if you even care.

I’m ready to get hurt

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

that gay angel wanted to fuck that flannel wearing repressed man so bad! and he should’ve been able to!

Soy

#He's just like me fr

Same bestie

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The caption omfg

Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

Mexico when Texans have to start crossing the border for a better life good heathcare

Dropping this here...

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

He knows he is THAT bitch

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

fucking. help me

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow #confirmed

Who said I wasn't stubborn?