Fettuccine Alfredo. I Know I'm Basic

Is that a hint of care for Tech in your voice, Crosshair?

The lab's all set up, boss.

Actually, Hunter's the boss. I merely chauffeur everyone, design everything, and devise ingenious solutions to all of our problems.

Can anyone show me how to disassociate to the point where I enter the void?

Uh blame the youtube comment section for this hdbcjs

What’s your love language?

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

I found out by my group chat sending this monstrosity

Still giggling that the way I found out the queen died was me getting railed and the news popping on in the background

Don't people thirst for you like every day? It should have been more obvious that this site is cursed.

Paint Danny Devito blue and let him be Thrawn

Everyone in Torrent was convinced Fives was responsible for the pranks they suffered. It made sense, right? They began when Echo and Fives joined them, and Echo was too rule-abiding to be responsible. When Echo tragically fell at the Citadel, they continued. So, it has to be Fives... right?

Surprise, surprise, it had been Echo in the state, who though the was sly until Jesse cornered him. After the Citadel mission, Jesse took over and continued the pranks.

No matter how much Fives wailed and denied his involvement, no one believe him. No one. Which was rather ironic, since they all knew that Fives couldn't lie to save his life and Echo... had always been remarkably good at it.

Fives wasn't the trickster, the prankster, the troublemaker everyone made him out to be. It was Echo or the spirit of Echo that lived in, honored by a dutiful Jesse.

Unbeknownst to any of them, there was one who knew... But, how often did anything slip past Captain Rex?

He just smirked as Fives tried to state a case in his defense and Kix yelled at him for the glitter bomb in his trunk.

I can assure you that I am not in fact, a clone.

I think anyway

Any advice for someone looking to improve their marksmanship score? I want to get onto the team this year but my scores have been garbage lately.

Play a real sport, ideally one that involves exercise and teamwork. Guns are not toys.

Nah, I just know the sound of someone getting the crap kicked outta them when I hear it. Just wanted to embarrass you :)

Not an actual tooka but rate my tooka?

Dark markings over half his face. Always looking up at me. Maintains a good attitude despite the circumstances. Absolutely don't need another one of these, 4/10