pflute4

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Someone: "Guess what?"

Me: "What?"

Me, before they can say anything more: "Hey! I guessed right!"

The music op used perfectly enhances this.

Elegance

"That would be nice." - Charlie Brown responding to Lucy after a baseball game saying, "You win some, you lose some Charlie Brown."

Worth the read for the back story. (See what I did there?)

Someone should remind Elon Musk that he is a probationary government employee, having worked for the U.S. government for just over a month - much less than the 1 or 2 years for most.

As a child of the 70s, I laughed so hard at that last line.

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

Public library: Sign up for our free seminar on (historical downer).

Community:

Library: We'll have cookies.

Community: I could stand to learn something. Wait, why is registration full?

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

Seems legit. I want these in every 1st person shooter game now...including Slime Rancher.

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

I wouldn't even go to a gun fight, but I WOULD bring a knife to a steak dinner, a wood carving class, or a knife show.

Housework be like

Corporations charge what they can get away with.

#Greedflation

Stop laying corporate price gouging at the feet of Joe Biden.

Trying to remember the last occasion

occasional posts from users

It's me too

Regardless of your thoughts on his presidency, you gotta admit he was passionate about his charity work since then.

The Carters

Reminder that good people doing great things is possible in government.

Seems legit

Maybe

My dog can become another animal. It's true! Sometimes she barks until she's a little hoarse.

Porch pirates caught on ring camera set to the tune of "Long Time" by Boston

With all due respect, we know the answer to this.

Sad, but true

You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.

Available to play weddings, bar mitzvahs and barn raisings

Actually, they're both science. The difference is whether you're working with light or pigment.

In science, white is the presence of all colours and black is the absence of all colours. In art, black is presence of colours and white is absence of all colours.

doordash

I spent months in Colorado just to experience the hot springs. It was a sabbathical.

One of my all time favorite movies

BETTER OFF DEAD  1985 | dir. savage steve holland 

Arguing online is a form of turn-based combat

Would an English major rather live passé or diacritic?

The fact that an immature, inexperienced 18 year old you had to chose what a mature, responsible 45 year old you will be doing, goes to show how fucked up the education system is.