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You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

Makeup is fucking great for a guy, because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that, I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.

Brendon Urie Drunk History of Fall Out Boy 2014

should i laugh or cry

Accurate

Ugh

ME

Sleepover convo #20

Brendon: *on his laptop*

Ryan: bren wyd

Brendon: wha t  no thi ng *slams laptop shut*

Pete: o h mY GOD ARE YOU WATCHING THE PORN

Brendon: wHAT NO NOT THIS TIME

Mikey: NO SEX IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURBS

Ryan: *opens laptop*

Ryan: omg what the fresh fuck

Gerard: *walks in* yo yo yo whats poppin

Mikey: BEEB IS READING RYDEN FANFICTION AGAIN

Gerard: yes and just like that i am done goodnight everybody

IF THIS AIN’T ME

Walking down a long corridor, Mikey shivers as he looks at the piece of paper given to him. Its an address, telling him to come here, along with a password. As he approaches the end of the hallway and knocks on the door, a jolt is sent through him as a farmilar voice asks “password?” “I-uh…” Mikey stutters and looks at the paper. “Pizza?” as he says these words, the doors fly open, and Pete Wentz wraps him in a bear hug. “Hey, you made it!!” he laughed, putting him down. Mikey looked into the sea of farmilar faces in the warm room. His brother is here. All of his former bandmates actually, along with most of fall out boy, and a few others. “Hey! I’m not the new guy anymore!” Patrick laughs. Mikey chuckles softly and looks at Pete. “What is this place?” he asked. Pete smiled warmly. “Welcome brother,” he grins, “to the hot dad club.”

THE WAY HE USES TOUCH SCREEN PHONES

Reading Fanfic

me: *smiles at phone*

aunts: OOOOhh is that a boy you’re texting?

me: No man could ever put a smile on my face

Emo Trinity Definitions

FOB: Small little beans that have titles that are taller than them

P!ATD: A man who lost all his band mates 

MCR: The band that broke every emo’s heart and destroy(a)ed the g note

Help.

Here is a freshly made meme in celebration of my 200 followers

Reblog if you just love Fall Out Boy

josh: thank you guys so much for everything you do, you're the best fans and we love you guys so much.

tyler: thanks for my leaf blower

I haven’t posted in a while 🖤💫👏🏻

the emo trinity give thanks:

p!atd: i constantly thank god for esteban

mcr: thanks for the venom

fob: *looks at smudged handwriting on wrist*

fob: thnks fr th mmrs

I’m not sorry X3

Rebolg if you're the band trash of your family

you would not believe your doors

if ten million groom’s bride whores

Types of MCR fans

Fan 1: EVERY DAY I CRAFT CUZ MCR BROKE UP AND IM ALWAYS REMINDED OF IT!!*cries in corner*

Fan 2: What? MCR break up? Huh? They didnt break up. What r u talking about? *eye twitches*

Fan 3: Aw man I was 4 years too late. I wish I liked them when they were together. Oh well.

Fan 4: *Furiously headbangs* REMEMBER WHEN U BROKE UR FOOT FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR IM NOOOT OOOKAY

starting to do edits if u like??????im kinda new 2 tumblr still?? :))

How the phandom will react if Dnp get married

Phan1: I KNEW IT!!!

Phan2: Its fake news! They’ll never get married :)

Phan3: OMG THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED IM SO HAPPY THEY R MY ROLE MODELS AND I LUV DEM SO MUCH! I JUST WANT TO THANK THEM 4 BEING SO AMAZING AND read more...

Phan4: Im @ their wedding rn :))))