We’ve Made History !! First Convicted Felon In Offfice…

Fractured skull bones, cracked skull. Falling apart as outside layers (skin) are removed.

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

jumped*

a man just jerked off the emperor state building

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

horse next to a glass of white wine that is equal in size to the horse who only has its upper half visible the horse is a rather standard looking horse but the glass is abnormally large perhaps due to a trick of perspective in which the glass is placed closer to the camera therefore appearing larger while the horse is placed farther away making it smaller or perhaps the glass is just unusually large or the horse is unusually small or maybe the gray background is a sign that the horse and wine glass are in some kind of strange alternate dimension in which everything is oddly proportioned maybe to cope with being transported to another dimension the horse has chosen to indulge in an alcoholic vice

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

20 year olds on here will wake up & Immediately log onto their Paraphile Radqueer Transid Eating disorder Self harm vent blog like Did you even try to have a good day

i am the patron saint of insects