Took A Break From Listening To Wtnv Awhile Back Just Because It Stopped Making Sense To Me (not The Lore

Присвячено всім загиблим тваринкам під час війни.

i am a fool and the spiral would have my ass in a heartbeat (i’ve just looked for 15 minutes straight for the keys i’ve lost a few days ago somewhere in my room (they were in my pocket all along))

i started malevolent fully sure it was finished (for some reason??) and, needless to say, the biggest plot twist of season 4 for me was, in fact, season 5

Actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel, without context:

A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

Dracula first appears wearing a fake beard

The person he was trying to fool with the fake beard immediately realizes Dracula and Beard Guy are the same man, due to both having really firm handshakes

We are told parrots are immortal unless fatally wounded

A Texan cowboy opens fire on a bat flitting around a window, and lodges a bullet in the wall of an occupied room

A woman is called a polyandrist for receiving blood transfusions from multiple men

An incorrectly addressed telegram leads to two deaths, multiple druggings, and several children being assaulted

Dracula, while trying to maintain a low profile, takes a lovely trip to the zoo and freaks out the animals so badly that he gets mentioned in a newspaper article

The one character who knows anything about vampires spends a good two-thirds of the book refusing to talk about vampires

Dracula went to Satan's Witchcraft Academy and somehow this is only brought up in two throwaway lines

A character gets stuck inside a circle of communion wafer crumbs

A major plot point of the book is Dracula (who was said to be a brilliant scholar and has the strength of twenty mortal men) realizing he can move boxes without human help

Someone is referred to as "manifestly a prig of the first water"

Two characters have a hobby of reading train schedules

A hospital lets a mental patient escape to see what will happen

A character starts vomiting up feathers from eating whole birds

A doctor refuses to give a medical diagnosis and instead makes a speech about growing corn

Dracula impersonates another character just by wearing the same clothes, despite being taller and visibly much older. This deception is successful.

A character "cleans" a room by eating all the insects in it

Suddenly: rats. Thousands of them.

The heroes progress in their efforts through "the wonderful power of money," i.e., bribery

Dracula has three other vampires in his castle. Their relation to him is never explained, nor are any of them named.

A character insists his salvation depends on having a pet cat

Dracula is thwarted by flowers on more than one occasion

A group of vampires stand in the hall outside a man's bedroom, talking loudly about their plans to eat him. When he comes to the door to confront them, they run away laughing

Dracula wears an unfashionable hat and gets roasted for it

A group of Romanians encounter a disheveled, shouting man and, "seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they [give] him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."

A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed

Listening to 3.02 and the exchange between “Mr. Dauphin” and Nova had me audibly chocking on air in a room full of people

Specifically this line:

they don’t use tumblr, so:

“This is schedule for how long I will have electricity tomorrow. White squares -

electricity on, grey squares - 50/50, but usually means no electricity, black ones - 100% no electricity. So only 4 hours for my home. And this is “Electrician”, 1915 by Oleksandr Bohomazov.”

by ukr_arthistory on twt

trying to study, work, cook, do laundry and not die of heatstroke (a/cs overload the power systems) in 4 hours, frequently interrupted by air raids is a harsh reality here in Ukraine

please, consider supporting: back and alive, prytula foundation or hospitaliers, if you are financially capable (even like 1€ will matter a lot)

Partenit. Southern coast of Crimea. 1910s. by Serhii Vasylkivskyi (1854–1917).

do you all see my vision here

be the sentient mould just about mimicking human behaviour patterns enough not to be burn in the town square you want (or not, if you’re weird like that) to see in the world