Drunk Texting This Drunk Texting That, It’s A Surprise If I Even Know WHERE My Phone Is When I Get

i want kisses and talk with someone everyday

transition goals: night vale townsperson

I neeeeeddd

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

I wanna become a furry or therian just to piss people off

Might become a kemonomimi

Being a non-dominant stonetop(can I use that term if I’m not a lesbian? I’m mostly in sapphic situations) is such a confusing experience

especially since I keep accidentally getting with complete bottoms

Not to mention the fact that I’m actually asexual

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

I want Michael the Distortion to meet Page Gerry. I want them to talk. I want Michael to gently touch his face and say, "What did she do to you?" And Gerry to stroke Michael's hand and say, "No worse than she did to you."

sub or dom?

a burden

i like tumblr bc you don’t make friends by being cool you make friends by going RRRARRHGGHGHFHGEFGFHHGGHH (positive) in the tags

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there