More Likely They Are Cramming In As Many Daniel And Emily Moments As They Can Before Killing Him Off

Alright, let’s get this kiss to 25k before the next episode, here we go

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

They couldn't leave this in because too many girlies would've jumped ship to run away with him and tear down the veil.

Matt Rhodes uploaded old official concept art of Solas and Lavellan in Trespasser DLC, titled “ComeWithMe.jpg”

That little boy...

Wasn’t the boy that Cas warned away from him the “KNEEL BEFORE TODD!” kid from Wishful Thinking?

New Promo

Who else is calling that Rowena and Cas is actually Rowena and Lucifer and he’s about to snap her little ginger neck after luring her into thinking he’s like, grateful to her for letting him out or something?

I mean, I like Rowena and I still think she’s roasted.

THEY DIDN’T KILL HER. PRAISE.

Oh boy...

BMOL better not show up at the end and kill Ellie so that she can never be used against humanity…. I swear to God…

Skyrim prompts

New to the whole tumblr prompts game. Do we just say we are taking prompts and people reply if they have one? I really want to be creative but have so few ideas right now. Prompt ideas: Pick an item from Skyrim, any item, and I'll try to write a ficlet from it.

SPN Finale (spoilers)

OH GOD IT ENDED HEARTWARMING AND HAPPY THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK US OVER SO SO SO HARD IN THE NEXT HOUR.

I will sob miserable, miserable tears.  But this is what I'm praying for as well.

If Daniel dies I only ask for two things: 

1. Emily is there, she tries to save him. They finally apologize and forgive each other as an ‘atonement’. 

2. We get a flashback where Emily and Daniel met as children and hit it off really well, but then David and Victoria called them apart. 

COMPLETELY MISSED THIS.

hang on

wait

isn’t that the thingy?

from the title credits?