He Took A Knife In The Heart For His People!  

𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑌 𝐽𝐴𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝐿𝑂𝑂𝐾𝑆 𝐴𝑇 𝐵𝑅𝐼𝐸𝑁𝑁𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺:

𝑰'𝑴 𝑺𝑶 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝒀𝑶𝑼.

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

SPN meets Skyrim

Okay but they legitimately just used a soul gem. Kevin would be jelly.

When you are deep in the brainrot and start doing research to make the fics more accurate 😂👌 That diffuser appeared in the wild when I went shopping to buy things I need such as food. Like the universe is against me putting him out of my head.

This would be awesome and I’d looooove to see it but let’s just remember that when Sam snaps demon blood starts getting drunk and apocalypses start.

This might be an unpopular opinion buuuut what I’d like to see in season 12 is Sam having an emotional outburst, like flipping tables and chairs. Yes I know this is usually ooc for him he suffers in silence and keeps going, which is exactly WHY this needs to happen. When most people do that they eventually FUCKING SNAP. He’s been through a lot and has every right to display his emotions.

YES. This is exactly my headcanon. Like they would both be super "WTF you can make babies like this????"

Well fed vampires LMAO. Between Tav and all the baddies he's primed and ready.

Speaking of vamp babies, I've seen some be like, "Oh, don't do that. He'd be a horrible father."

But like... Bold of you to assume that that child wouldn't be a Surprise! baby. Because, like. My Tav would assume he's shooting blanks and I feel like Astarion would also assume he's shooting blanks.

Bronn is the canon ship representative.

Bronn’s officially shipping jaime x brienne

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

THANK YOU. Honestly how many love interests does she need?

Is this new cop guy for real tho? Like no fuck off

So damn accurate.

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