Akarsha: Don't Go To The Kitchen.

Uh oh conflict in a story I better stop reading and walk around in circles

So was no one going to tell me that the ship name for Blake and Phyrra is Pussy Magnet?

AND THAT THE SHIP NAME FOR WEISS AND MERCURY IS DADDY ISSUES?

NO?!?

They’re so real

@the-sapphic-raven

Arryn has too much power in this fandom

Embrace the Mr Schneebly

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

Every day I wake up and I see someone trying to fry an egg on the ground.

Yang: ARE YOU-

Blake: Fucking.

Yang: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Blake:Fucking.

Yang: IDIOT!

Weiss: …What was that?

Blake: Ruby banned Yang from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

Omg just got my first porn bot in my inbox 🥺🤞am I tumblr famous yet????

Tell me why your favourite butterfly soup character is a better indicator to your personality then anything else.

Oh your favourite character is diya? So you have social anxiety and have a thing for girls who look like they could snap your neck if they breathed in your general area, but are actually real sweethearts. And you’re gay

Oh so you like min? Ok so you are in the middle of a gender crisis and probably has a lot of trauma and daddy issues. Your friends compare you to a raccoon a little bit too much. You’re also very gay.

Oh you really like noelle? How’s the mommy issues and undiagnosed mental illnesses that you refuse to go to a therapist for? Your also REALLY gay.

Oh you relate to akarsha? That adhd and crippling guilt over having depressing thoughts but not wanting to off yourself so you feel like you are faking both must be really hard. Also holy shit you’re really gay.