Pyromaniaq - Kris !!

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

After almost a month of work this monster is DONE! Congrats Mark on your well deserved 20 million! I can’t wait to see what your beautiful mind will bring us next~

HATSUNE MIKU LAYOUTS 🎁🧁[REQ]

Credit to the idea goes to @hvstias !

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

The US really be out here preaching “innocent until proven guilty” with literally babies and children on the no-fly list, huh

TWITTER AND TUMBLR

Elon Musky Husky: (Sees Twitter) 

Elon Dustpelt: Imma buy it 

Twitter hipsters: =__= That’s not very neoliberal queerbait of you…

Tumblr: Exists, chilling, not run by Elon Musk

Twitter: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Tumblr:

Twitter hipsters: Um… Let’s just go somewhere else like Facebook… This is tooooo random for us…

Tumblr: I like your shoelaces.

Elon Junkrat:

Grimes:

This threw me into a coughing fit