Valorant Headcanons But They're In An Airport

it's always "i can fix them!" and never "they can ruin me!"

No unmovable force, rank, and internet status can ever defeat the sheer and utter THIRST of markiplier fans

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

dont play defense

#realhotgirlshit  >  #BAILBAILBAIL pipeline

Date didn’t go so well lol

The US really be out here preaching “innocent until proven guilty” with literally babies and children on the no-fly list, huh