Why Is It So Embarrassing When I'm Playing Fall Out Boy At Work And Pete Wentz Starts Doing His Spoken

Saw a job posting yesterday that required "proficiency in ChatGPT"

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

Oh, would you look at that—the consequences of my actions.

I lived in a third story apartment my last year in Kansas and the tornado sirens went off and I just went about my homework because what are you gonna do lol

i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize