RIP Vine January 24, 2013 - January 17, 2017 x x

Britney Spears being forced to promote fellow RCA artists

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

Hi, yeah I do think about that scene in Breakable Heaven chapter 6 quite a bit…

(Fic by the amazing @fruitysokka thank you so much for everything honestly)

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

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I need pics of alex

Say no more. I alternate between two girls !

Ashley Moore and Isabella Peschardt both beautiful bbys

This is Isabella! My queen ^

This is Ashley! ^

They’re both models and it’s just how I picture Alex, so you can picture her as someone else but yeah!

I never read fics (ab anyone not just Shawn !) w poc, so I thought I’d change that. Even if just a lil

And let’s be real… Shawn would be SO FUCKING CUTE WITH ISABELLA

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines