Sooo I Recently Started AHS.

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

Random Rant:

Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.

Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.

Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.

Fuck this shit I'm out.

I finally watched Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

YOU MIGHT GET SPOILED ON OTHER MOVIES OF THE FRANCHISE SO BEWARE BEFORE READING

OK SO BOI OH BOI, WHERE DO I EVEN START.

Corrupted policemen were always involved in the saw franchise, but I really think that everything that took place regarding police brutality back in 2020 did have an impact on the film, even though it was supposed to be released in 2020. I might be wrong tho.

Once again, we have a goddamn Jigsaw copycat, manslaughtering their victims in true Mark Hoffman fashion, unescapable traps for shits and giggles, but unlike my boi Hoffman this bitch decides to make a legit ripoff of Jigsaw's work, you know the I bought a 'Gucci' shirt for 10 bucks but the print has 'Coochie' written on it kind of ripoff. And let's be real, if John Kramer was mad at Hoffman for being a copycat killer that chose a cheap blade to kill his victim, I'd love to see his reaction at a copycat that didn't even have the decency to make their recordings sound creepier because maybe that's all of what free sound distort programs on the internet can offer.

My boi Zeke deserved a lot better, he was the grumpy type of protagonist. Do I blame him though? Hell nah, all of his damn coworkers sucked. His wife cheated on him and wouldn't let him see their kid. His father is a corrupted cop as well but is keeping it hella lowkie. And unsurpisingly everyone around him is dying and he can't do shit about it because even though he is trying, his coworkers are unwilling to even listen to him talking.

I loved the movie, I absolutely adore the Saw franchise. The everending plotwists never cease to surprise me and way the story flows keeps me focused, trying to solve the goddamn riddles. So regarding the killer's inspiration from John Kramer's theory of the Spiral. It really is JUST an inspiration BUT it's waaay to far away from John Kramer's ideology and motives, since according to him, everyone deserves a second chance in life, in order to change (or just to become his apprentice). Thus, all of his traps were escapeable, unlike Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman's traps.

So If John Kramer was alive I doubt that they would get away without being tested in a trap, let alone to be a successful apprentice.

I'm a retail worker.

Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.

Everything remind me of HIM.

My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

Warning: Nsfw

After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃

I started binge watching LazyTown recently and I came to realise that my younger self was was aspired to grow up in to be being super athletic and healthy, like Sportacus. The thing is, I grew up to be a lazy couch potato, with a sweet tooth like Robbie Rotten. Am I loving both of them though? You bet I am.

Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice could grope my ass and I would fucking thank him.

My horny ass needs medical attention I know.

Putting my horniness aside, I absolutely love Beetlejuice in all of the A.U.s, whether he is creepy ass pervert, a goofy prankster or an adorable ball of chaos.