(Because I’m bored)
Redacted Headcannons^^^
David has a photo of him and Angel in his wallet, whereas Angel has a photo of them and David as their wallpaper.
When Damian gets flustered he also lets off steam slightly.^^
Milo will make SH coffee in the morning in the way they like, with a small note telling them to have a good day at work.
My freelancer has a stomach tattoo that’s under their navel of a heart. And Gavin loves to kiss it^^
Sam and Vincent catch up over tea and wine on occasion, and they mostly talk about their partners lol.
Sweetheart takes naps in the most uncomfortable places, but makes it work somehow.
Baabe and Asher do skincare together every night.
Good Boy Audio headcannons!!
Personal headcannon that the Guardian and Mirin have a noticeable height difference with Mirrin being a foot shorter than them.
Adding onto that I see the Guardian being around 7’ 0-7’ 1 and Mirrin being like 6’ 8-6’ 7
Faithful will sing Karrano to sleep sometimes and Devlin will listen in with a small smile
Albus and Hipswitch are drinking buddies(I don’t know if Hipswitch can even drink, but if he can’t he just is there for the vibes lol).
The Guardian kept a Souvenir they got with Zed when they left, and keeps it in good shape.
Makkaro and his wife, have slow dances on special nights.
I’ve always imagined for me, that Pandora likes to sleep a lot and they’ve fallen asleep on Hades’ shoulder countless times, and now with her having Cerberus she’ll fall asleep with them on occasion.
Escaped Audios!
Jean and intern literally could not keep their hands off each other after everything that happened. Badabing and Badaboom kept saying “Ewwww” each time the two would cuddle, kiss, or anything cutesy.
Benji has a tattoo of his and his wife’s anniversary^^
Crow liked having his hair played with.
Raven constantly plays with her hair as a nervous stim or subconsciously when she’s sitting down watching Tv, or reading, working etc.
Alphonso was one of those really cringy emo kids, and is definitely embarrassed about it lol.
Personal headcanon for my Intern is that they were a singer and dancer, before the events of New Jersey rats.
I forget her name since I’m still new to the series- But the listener for Der Wolfsjäger, is terrified of dogs, and is learning how to deal with them thanks to the series lol.
Why, just why? Man—now I’m crying T^T
Reminder that in "meeting a flirty stranger at the amusement park" Vincent and stranger likely died holding hands
I have awoken from the dead seeing the new redacted video that has been posted and I am hyped.
Look who I saw at my gym today ya‘ll
Currently screaming and kicking at the fucking floor. Throwing up, bleeding out, crying, pissing myself—ITS FINALLY HERE AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING HYPEDDDDD AND SCAREDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
So now that porters audio is out—
WHO ELSE LOVES THE ACCENT?? BECAUSE I DO‼️‼️ ERIK ALWAYS DOES A GOOD JOB.
HE FEEDS US WELL AND GOOD.
Broo-I just had a hella weird dream, were Erik released a shit ton-ton-and I mean a SHIT. TON. On Blake and"Bestie's" story. Like they met Blake threw a group chat between him, Ash, Anton, and I believe Hudson-
IT WAS SO FREAKING WEIRD YET COOL AT THE SAME TIME! Like-Like-ASHER?? ANTON-ANTON-AANND HUDSON BEING ONLINE BUDDY'S?! THATS CRAZY IF YA THINK ABOUT IT-
Like how would their interactions be with each other?
Ash: "So how's work been?"
Hudson: "Work-"
Anton:"No comment."
Blake:"I almost killed a bitch."
OK LIKE HUH?!
Oh that!! I though you were talking about his recent audios!
Uh yeah he did that—he got a little bit silly lol
Pssst…hey yeah you…! you know that scene from x-men 97’ where gambit is in a crop top and jeans??
Good now imagine David, Milo, Asher, Sam, Porter, Huxley, Damien, or Gavin in it. You’re welcome.
I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.
{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}
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I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡
I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀
And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"
And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..
So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?
My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao
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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).
So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls
Lv.24✨ I use they/them pronouns I am a redacted audio GBA and occasional Yuurivoice page💟
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