Or Alternative Tital:

Angel has an album on their phone solely dedicated to David’s ass. Darlin has one for Sam as well.

I just finished Castlevania Nocture and it was a FUCKING MASTERPIECE AHHHHHHH!!

This is a joke…right..?

BREAKING NEWS

Actor Chris Pratt has been cast to voice the role of “Alucard” in Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2

Asher’s “DaDdY cHiLl” will be the fucking death of me—that and the fat kiss he gave David—

STOP JDJSJSJSJDJSSJSJSJ

monarchal summit minor spoilers!

call sweetheart alexander hamilton with how they were in the room where it happened 💀

Oh that!! I though you were talking about his recent audios!

Uh yeah he did that—he got a little bit silly lol

CHARLIE DID WHAT???

I’m happy with that yay^^

Who watches Hazbin Hotel say I

EA people we finally got what we wanted lol

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

✨✨, IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!! IM OLD ASF NOW!!!!✨✨