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✨✨, IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!! IM OLD ASF NOW!!!!✨✨

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

I am now a firm believer both are raging Lady Gaga fans.

I can feel it in my bones. Either Lovely or freelancer know the whole dance choreograph of Lady Gaga’s Bad romance. And they both bust down to that shit.

guys r we cooked..?

(yes this is how im coping)

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

“Milo is Bruno Mars coded!” This! “Milo is literally Bruno Mars!” That!

NO!

HE IS FUCKING MICHEAL JACKSON CODED AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND!!😤😤

Another random head cannon no one asked for.

So we all know darlin is at least somewhat athletic right? What if when Sam and darlin moved in together Sam gave darlin a room where they could just work out?? I feel like that would be hella cute.

Real.

Please... im... in... desperate... need... of... castin... fanfictions..... *dies*

Daily reminder that if you ship Vealum❤️❤️

Not only has Erik said not too. But Vega literally states he dislikes empathy daemons, and he has literally tried to KILL caelum.

Babes you’re getting a lil bit to delulu again, stop it.

Have a lovely day❤️❤️