They Should Invent A New Kind Of Being Alive Where It's Not Painful And It Doesn't Hurt Constantly And

My Hugo headcanons!!

He has a prosthetic arm that he messes with to make it stronger

He's an artist!! (I posted a rant about this not even a few minutes ago)

I think when he sings he sounds like Ricky Montgomery. Every time I listen to Line Without A Hook I immediately think of him.

Purposely gets on cryus's nerves. Cyrus already has anger issues so they aren't the best match. (I think after they got to corona Cyrus started working on his issues more, but Hugo always finds his way under his skin). They secretly see each other as brothers though and care about each other.

Neither Hugo or varian sleep. (I mean obviously they do but more times than not they're awake) They both have insomnia or are busy working. Whether Hugo can sleep or not he just picks up varian and throws him into bed and tries to help varian calm down. Their messy sleep schedule leads to taking naps a lot in a lot of random places. If they both finished work early they'll say "our sleep schedule is already ruined so let's take a nap at 3pm". At this point it's a joke within the friend group about how ruined their sleep schedules are.

I think both varian and Hugo would love weighted blankets. They both have pressure stims + it helps varians anxiety before going to sleep (part of the reason he can't sleep sometimes)

Btw I think Hugo has ADD!!

Post VAT7K He lets his facial hair grow out because it actually makes him look his age, but once he shaves it he looks 19 again. It's very rare that he does because he likes that "just grown out" look but he really doesn't like having a bare face

I think hes a dog person. He likes cats, he just likes the energy dogs have.

I think he took the name "Ruddiger" after him and varian got married.

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

Mr Tweedy in Chicken Run

gem of an ad

Are you ready to be kidnaped by me? I've already informed your boyfriend. NOT TODAY- September. By September you're getting kidnaped by me.

I'M READY TO GET KIDNAPPED IF IT MEANS GOING TO AN MCR CONCERT! I love you SO much and I hope you know that! Made my dream come true, unlike Hugo who WAS gonna get me tickets to MCR but then didn't because of a petty argument... but oh well! Now I get to make new friends whilst doing it, so it's a win win situation!

got a major pest problem this year actually

The Umbrella Academy // Dancing

pinned messages between my bsf and I

@jasperslimeybanana

i be in my own head fighting for my life

tangled the series fandom please tell me im not the only one who saw stan and pete and thought "oh yeah they smooched"