This Is What I'm Probably Going To Put On The Cowboy!reid Oneshot's Banner. He's Like A Kid Standing

i hold a profound appreciation for the term 'holy cow' because who came up with that did someone just see a radioactive cattle and then decide 'shit that's a fucking divine cow' can you tell I haven't slept

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

Hi everyone, I hate making these posts but I am at a loss for how to make rent this month. I am opening up commissions again for blankets and cardigans, and will add a few examples of my work to the post. Right now commissions are open for baby blankets and throw sized blankets, and then any size cardigan. Cardigan prices will vary, but baby blankets are $90, and throw size blankets are $150. If you cannot buy something but want to help, PLEASE dm me for my PayPal or Venmo info. My rent is $823 and I have $15 of that right now. Thanks in advance for sharing and helping <3

THE WOKE BAU:

GAYvid rossi

aaron WHOREchner

spencer SHEid

THEYTHEY

emily prentiss

peneLGBTQ garcia

THEY’REk morgan

LATINX alvez

tara lewis

alex BLake

matt WOMENS

maybe

maybe in another universe there could be a mother that won't look at me and see a cacophony of sin simply because i love who i love.

maybe in another universe she'd sit front row at my wedding and smile as i held a girl's hand in mine like she used to when i crossed the road. Do you have eyes of flesh? Do you see as a mortal sees? -Job 10:4

maybe she'd not avert her eyes

maybe she'd hold my hand down the isle? or maybe she'd just smile. i just wish she'd smile and stop causing me so much pain.

just the weasley twins

random thought I don't know if someone's already thought of this; they may have but like

when george looks in the mirror does he see his reflection or fred's, staring right back at him? does he even look in the mirror anymore?

how does he feel about seeing fred's reflection rather than his own?

THE GRADIENT JUST WOULDNT WORK

OH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GOD OH MY GOD

No bby come here I’ll take the tie instead 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫

Hotch: agent jennifer… juroure

Hotch: agent jennifer… juraurae

Hotch: agent jennifer.. jurearo

Hotch: agent jennifer.. jaruea

Hotch: agent jennifer.. you know what? i’ll just write JJ. 

Hotch: i’m gonna get dyslexia at this piont.