Dialogue Prompt Request (With Numbers)

Dialogue Prompt Request (With Numbers)

1.) I’m not above slashing my own tires to avoid going.

2.) I’m short not invisible.

3.) Yeah underestimate me, that’ll be fun.

4.) This weather is almost as frigid as you.

5.) Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me and my survival instincts kicked in.

6.) What I lack for in common sense I make up for in sarcasm.

7.) I’m surrounded by complete idiots!

8.) I would like to confirm that I do not care.

9.) Sometimes it physically hurts to keep my sarcastic comments to myself.

10.) In my defense I was left unsupervised.

11.) I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

12.) If you actually ran like your mouth, you would be in great shape.

13.) Are you always and idiot or is it only when I’m around?

14.)  Occasionally he says something relevant.

15.) Of course you’re street smart … Sesame Street Smart.

16.) If stupid could fly you’d be a jet.

17.) Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.

18.) I’ve never felt like I’ve belonged before but with you it’s like I’m at home.

19.) The problem is that if I kissed you, I wouldn’t be able to stop.

20.) You have got to stop doing that.

Doing what?

Saying things that make me want to kiss you.

21.) You underestimate how much food I can stuff into my mouth before I need to be stopped.

22.) Saying sorry doesn’t mean ANYTHING if you keep doing it.

23.) That is a terrible, horrible, incredibly foolish idea. Let’s do it.

24.) Keep talking and the next thing to come out of your mouth will be your teeth.

25.) STOP acting like that!

Like what?

Like you care what happens to me.

I do.

26.) Never trust someone who can make you put yourself in danger without even asking.