Wasted My Lunch Break Trying To Find A Video To Watch While Eating

Sex in the digital circus must suck you'll be going at it and she'll be like ooOOHH IM ABSTRAAAACTTTINNNG

no im not gonna check pirates cove and give foxy the attention he so badly pines for

shimp cemioimemc

problematic? pROBLEMATIC?? i'm so FUCKING woke i lay awake at night. i'm so left-leaning that i'm doing CARTWHEELS. i'm so anti-eurocentric i keep an instrument from vietnam and rajasthan on my desk at all times in case i wanna bust it down global south style okay. i let history be decided by the losers. i do revisionist history in the OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION. i'm so fucking feminist that i simultaneously didn't notice your tits at first and noticed them immediately and was non threatening in my admiration. i'm such a fucking ally that i'm trans just to heighten my empathy for trans people. i'm so POC friendly i haven't met a white person in my entire GOD DAMN LIFE. you have no FUCKING idea what you're up against.

transphobic vampire be like "i cant even go out and feed anymore without worrying i'm being tricked by one of those freaks!"