You WISHED You Were Half As Good As Me.

Being on the internet has shown me that I am lucky to have parents who treat me like a person, by doing such wild things as: knocking on my door and saying please and thank you you're asking me for help

I don't get people who post once a day. Do you not get paralysing anxiety just before you post?

Soooo I'm on a bus and a kid I don't know just gives me a small McDonald's cup Coke for no reason. Anyway how was your Tuesday

oh yay i can post these now ^_^

Help I'm stuck

So I just went to a friend's house and apparently the "put plastic bags in plastic bags" trick is also in my country and my family is just weird because we don't do that.

The last few days were insane. So I couldn't sleep for two days straight and on the morning of the second day I find one of my cats, how I haven't seen in a week and how we assume was dead because of a big gash in her belly, just lying on the floor with said gas looking worse. So I woke up my mom and we took her to a vet. In the vet's office he told us that she would be fine, but we need to not let her out of our sight or near any other animals and give her medicine everyday for a couple of weeks and after that he will sew the gas. She is feeling better, but I am so scared for her life.

Here's a picture of her warning you can see the flesh and muscle

Soooooo the gimmick of scarlet and violet is putting funny hats on the Pokémon, right?Soooooo that means that every Pokémon has a place where a hat goes, do you see where in going with this? Soooooooo if we can't put hats on our Pokémon next game we riot, OK? OK.

JoJo villains are fun because you never know if a rat, an old electrical tower, a fly, the concept of calamity, a rock insect, a gay vampire, a priest horny for said vampire, the sun or the president of the US will almost win until who they're fighting pulls of some bullshit out of there ass and wins

I don't know why I made this