This Is Just What The Notes I Take During Class Look Like

I should not be left home alone cuz why am I calling my male dog girlie and speaking as if he is human

he does not comprehend these matters

he does not understand me struggling to cook eggs

clementines are so disapointing.

the juice is so good but then IT JUST TURNS INTO MUSH

it's not even good mush. it stays in your mouth too long

I hate it. I hate it so much.

I thought I had finally won and clementines wouldn't become all mushy cuz my friend gave me two (2!!) actually good clementines.

and then I ate one at home AND IT WAS MUSH

the met gala is tonight, and i know a lot of us are excited for it. and why not, it's a fun event! but while we're here, please spare some thought for the people of palestine as well. they don't have a platform nearly as big as the met gala does, but they need it more desperately and they need it urgently.

i don't know if any celebrity at the gala is going to mention palestine or speak out for them. but we don't need to wait for a celebrity to show support or tell us what to do. we have power too. every single one of us here has a voice, and the power to uplift others using that voice. we don't need one person to donate thousands. but even if a hundred people donated $5 each that's $500 put towards helping a family survive. and that means more to gazans than i can say.

if you can afford it, please donate to anyone from @gazavetters's spreadsheet (here). if you're uncertain or cannot choose, then please consider:

my friend ibrahim @aburakhiaibrahim (vet | paypal | gfm)

the isnad foundation @isnaddfoundation which provides gazan students with a safe space to study and continue their education (vet | chuffed)

my friend mahmoud @ma7moudgaza2 who is the founder of isnad (paypal | gfm)

if you cannot donate, please reblog so that the post can reach someone who can. thank you.

"we don't talk about bruno" but somehow it's the ada

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

all i do is sit in my college courses and think about Cats. earth science class is like “this is a rock” and i’m like “oh haha. that rock is grey. like. like munkustrap. from. from cats.” and then they euthanize me in the parking lot

What do you call a french lawyer who's also a hot tub?

a j'accuzzi