To Those Who Are Interested, I Have A Petition That Asks McDonald’s To Bring Their McDonaldland Characters

Is the ocean a soup?

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

Sad Hourz ( Another Timmy Forgot Au)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 2.1 , Part 2.2 , Part 2.3 , Part 2.4, Part 2.5 , Part 2.6 , Part 2.7 , Part 2.8 , Part 2.9 Part 3.0 Part 3.1 Part 3.2

Jimmy Neutron’s Dream

Part 1 , Part 2

I want to go to space, but in the cartoony way where I don't have to worry about stuff like oxygen levels or radiation.

like this:

Is there a name for this genre or aesthetic of unrealistic science fiction/fantasy space travel?

🇸🇪 5 Amusing Swedish Idioms

Den är paj. It’s pie. “It doesn’t work.” Nu är du ute och cyklar! Now you’re out and riding your bike! “You don’t know what you’re talking about!” (Say this to your Dutch friend when you get the chance.) Det finns ingen ko på isen. There’s no cow on the ice. “Don’t worry!” Du gå som katten kring het gröt. You’re walking like a cat around hot porridge. “You’re saying everything except what you mean.” Jag anar ugglor i mossen… I sense owls in the bog… Something’s wrong…

We got this one guy at work that loves dad jokes.

Every day he comes in with a new one and every time it makes us react in various ways.

Only recently has it become clear to me thanks to him I come up with various threats that make no sense.

For example: I swear to whatever god you pray to, I shall reorganize your skeleton alphabetically and shuffle them like a deck of cards.

Påskveckan - Easter week 

Swedish kids are free from school the week of, or the week after easter. In earlier days, all the stores used to be closed on good Friday but now most of the stores are open as usual but are closed during the easter weekend. It’s most common to do the actual celebration on Easter Eve, we usually meet with the family and eat together. (As you may know, Sweden is a very irreligious country so it’s very uncommon to go to church during Easter)

Påsk -en - Easter

Påsklov -et - Easter break

Skärtorsdag - Maundy Thursday

Långfredag - Good Friday

Påskafton - Easter Eve

Påskdagen - Easter Day

Annandag påsk - Easter Monday 

Påskkärring - Easter witch

Swedish kids usually dress up as witches (påskkärringar) on Maundy Thursday or Easter Eve and go around to their neighbors giving them a small hand-made card or present to get some candy in return. This tradition has its roots in the witch huntings during the 1600′s when it was believed the witches travelled to Satan at Blockula to feast on Maundy Thursday. The modern tradition stems from the 1800′s. The children are often dressed up in a dress, an apron and a shawl and may also have a black stuffed toy cat, a broom and a coffee pot.

Påskkäring -en - Easter witch 

Blåkulla - Blockula

Present -en - Gift

Kort -et - Card

Kvast -en - Broom

Katt -en - Cat

Kaffepanna -an/Kaffekanna -an - Coffeepot

Klänning -en - Dress

Förkläde -et - Apron

Sjal -en - Shawl 

Godis och mat - Candy and food

Candy and food is a big part of the Swedish easter tradition. The kids (and sometimes the adults) usually get an easter egg filled with candy and maybe a small gift or money. Here the Swedish phenomenon of bulk confectionary comes in handy because the parents can pick and choose the quantity of candy they think their child should eat. It’s said to be the easter bunny who comes with the eggs. For the food there is often a big buffet or smorgasbord of things to choose from. Some classics are boiled eggs, fermented herring, salmon and boiled potatoes. (Very similar to the food we eat on every Swedish holiday) For drinks there are the alcoholic brännvin and snaps and for the kids there’s påskmust which is a carbonated drink kinda similar to coke (but also not at all, because it’s so much better. Also there’s julmust during Christmas which is exactly the same thing but with a different branding). 

Påskägg -et - Easter egg

Godis -et - Candy

Lösgodis -et - Bulk confectionary

Påskhare -en - Easter bunny

Buffé -én - Buffet

Smörgåsbord -et - Smorgasbord

(Kokt) ägg -et - (Boiled) egg

(Inlagd) sill -en - (Fermented) herring

Lax -en - Salmon

Potatis -en - Potato

Brännvin -et - Brännvin

Snaps -en - Snaps

Påskmust -en - Påskmust

Dekorationer - Decorations

How much you decorate for easter varies from family to family but we decorate less than for Christmas. We usually have something similar to an easter tree which basically is a few branches of birch which gets decorated with colorful feathers and decorations in the shape of chickens, eggs and easter witches. The decorations are mostly yellow or pastel and it’s very usual for small children to make their own easter decorations in kindergarden or primary school to hang in the easter tree. 

Dekoration -en - Decoration

Påskris - et - Easter tree 

Björk -en - Birch

Färgglad - Colorful 

Fjäder -ern - Feather

Kyckling -en - Chicken

Ägg -et - Egg

Gul - Yellow

Pastell - Pastel

Glad påsk! - Happy easter!

random swedish vocab list 6/?

att förändra - to change

att vänta - to wait

en tillvaro - an existence

att slita - to wear; to tear

avlägsen - distant, remote

en oxe - a bullock

läslig - legible

snitsig - stylish, chic

märkvärdig - peculiar

övergiven - abandoned

dold - concealed, hidden

övertänd - overexcited, overenthusiastic

att uppdaga - to discover

mäktig - powerful

dödlig - deadl; fatal/mortal

ett undantag - an exception

tokig - crazy, mad

sann - true, truthful

en grind - a gate

att sätta igång - to get started

en myndighet - a majority; an authority

Welcome to the hotel. Heres your ham burger.

Its a burger. With a slice of black forest ham on it.

What do you mean that isn’t normal? I told you it was a-

Ham Burger

Watch out cloud!!!