Reblog To Make It Die Faster

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Look at this art my friend made it’s freaking awesome dude great job

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

So I got Side Order last weekend and there goes my last braincell

I took one look at Acht and I just-

Omg just look at them kdndkfhksdlsdjkfsljhdkflmfkf

Guys I’m in love it’s so bad

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”