Slumbr-toime - Levi “Lev” Jedadiah Calder/Grarrity/Tashi’ne

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

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I know I quit, but this blog has more reach than everything else than I have ever done, so here is a grand finale list of fun shark facts.

1: Things are not hopeless. They want you to belive that the LBBTQIA+ is fucked, but we will survive this. Never give up.

2: There are phrases that we need to put in our regular vocab ASAP, like "That sounds like something a nazi would say", "You MAGA piece of shit", "What the fuck is your issue, are you some kind of fascist?". Also adopt phrases like, "I love you", "Is everything ok?", "I'm here for you", and "I'm here for you."

3: Please try to stay alive. I know you are tired of hearing this, but staying alive is a radical act of resistance. If you need it, chat with The trevor Project, a LGBTQIA+ suicide lifeline.

4: Do not use Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram, or Facebook. Every one of those is awful.

5: If you know someone who is LGBTQIA+, an immigrant, if you know a deadname, YOU FUCKING DO NOT KNOW SHIT.

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@the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-gulhaj @the-gronhaj @the-blahaj

Everyone I can think of off the top of my head.

I love you,

Calliope Koi (The Rosahaj)

Ugh… headache. Head splitting migraine, even.

First time seeing Johnny's long ass footnotes be like-

awww

TJOSE STUPID FUCKING EDITORS JOHNNY IS RIGHT

Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

oopsie poopsis

if anyone looks at my ao3 and is questioning my older stuff, i don’t write that stuff anymore, not even for commissions. i don’t harass for ships, but i don’t wanna write it anymore(specifically the smut stuff, i just don’t feel comfortable with it anymore.