Identity Ask.........oh Shit

Bernard: the more I learn about you, the more concerned I am

Tim: what do you mean?

Bernard: wHaT dO yOu MeAn? You are literally missing your spleen

Hell yeah

me

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but the phrase has been around for a hot minute

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

You've got to be shitting me

HAPPY FUCKING HOMESTUCK DAY, DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.

I'm just gonna make a thread as weird/funny things that my family/friends says/does

5yr old cousin, scoops up sand to throw at her sister trips over the sandbox wall: what the fucking heck

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Sister, hiccups while taking a drink:

Me and my cousin:did you just hiccup??

Sister: yea

Cousin: that sounded weird

Sister: it felt weird too

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Friend:I'm a pacifist

Me: I'll pass a fist

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Cousin, puts a pool noodle between legs: that makes my peepee go weeee *runs and jumps in the pond*

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*my brother and cousin fighting over whatever we passed*

Cousin: you're not the vision of my eyes!!!

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Dad: you stupid f- op gotta stop swearin' at my phone

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Uncle, drunk off his ass and and stumbling around:

Me: where are you going

Uncle: I'm dancing with gravity

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*aunts wedding where her now husbands family his being all huggy and stuff

Our side of the family greeting each other by punching or waving*

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I'll add more

hey I wanna test something, if ur lgtb rb this with ur birthday and ur fave season in the tags only please