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apollo 5 minutes from now, hugging a weeping klavier: the fuck did you say to him

[Image ID: A two-panel comic with white figures on a green gradient background. Ema Skye from Ace Attorney is speaking to Klavier Gavin. In the first panel, Ema is seen from the front and Klavier is seen from the back; in the second, Klavier is seen from the front and Ema is seen from the back. Ema is “speaking” a text post by tumblr user jame7t, which reads “your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died,” then as an addition, “We smoked him. Sorry”. In the first panel Ema looks slightly disgruntled. In the second panel, Klavier looks distraught. Apollo stands in the background of the second panel, glancing over at Klavier and Ema, looking confused.]

Awoooo

unfortunately he was very serious

i feel CRAZY

theyre beauty theyre grace

[ID1: A two-panel comic with flat color characters on a yellow-to-pink gradient background. It features Kay Faraday and Ema Skye from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. In the first panel, Kay is slightly in the background of Ema, leaning forward on a red motorcycle. She beeps the horn, grinning as she says, “(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey (smirking emoji) wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall” (screenshot of tumblr user memorycycle). Ema looks over at her with open-mouthed incredulity, expression baffled. In the second panel, Ema says, “Um no not r- oh ok. that was actually kindof hot,” (reply from tumblr user tumbwr) interrupted partway through with a CRASH speech bubble. Action lines indicate an incident out-of-frame. Ema’s expression is still confused and concerned, but she is blushing. ID2: A one-panel comic with flat color characters on an orange gradient background. It features Kay and Ema from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. Kay is clenching both fists in front of her chest, eyes squeezed shut with frustration as she says, “stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her” (tumblr user vonkarn). She is blushing. In the background, ignorant of Kay’s strife, Ema is attempting to pour a bag of snacks directly into her open mouth. /End ID]

it’s foolproof!

[ID1: A one-panel comic featuring white characters on a gray-to-blue gradient background, with light blue shading. It depicts Apollo Justice and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Apollo is hunched over a legal bench, expression frustrated and forearms braced against the wood. He glares over at Clay as he says through gritted teeth, “Me as a lawyer: ‘now why the fúck would my client do that’.” (screenshot of twitter user Str0ka) Clay is behind the witness stand. He pokes his pointer fingers together in front of himself, sticking his tongue out in a smiling expression with closed eyes. He is blushing slightly and going “hehe.” ID2: A one-panel comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney, colored with flats on a bright blue gradient background. He is wearing his astronaut suit without the helmet. He grins proudly and gestures with one hand, the Hat-1 capsule under his other arm. Sparkles are next to his face. He announces, “My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that ‘I’m young, I’m fantastic, and I’m never gonna die’. This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I’ll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way.” (screenshot of tumblr user teaboot) /End ID]

look man the swords great i love swords too but its clearly not working for you

[ID 1: Ace Attorney characters drawn over a twitter screenshot. The tweet, from user hoshiumisexy, reads “i had a roommate who was a blacksmith and he kept a sword under his bed and just had knives lying around. one time he got cut by his sword and we had to take him to the ER and he was so smug because the doctor was like “that was a really really sharp knife it cut so cleanly.” In the corner of the tweet, Athena Cykes and Simon Blackquill’s faces are doodled. Athena looks exasperated and has her mouth open to speak. Simon has his eyes closed and is humming with a smug grin. ID 2: A two-panel comic, featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters on a red-to-grey gradient background. In the first panel, Simon Blackquill, shown from the chest up, brandishes his sword and gestures to it with his free hand. He smugly speaks a text post by tumblr user yourhourisup, which reads, “while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade.” The back of Athena’s head is visible and shows anime sweat-drops. In the second panel, Athena is visible from the chest up and Simon is visible from the waist up. Athena puts her hand on Simon’s shoulder. She looks concerned. Simon now looks annoyed and confused as he lowers his sword, the hand that was previously gesturing clenched into a fist. He speaks tumblr user yourhourisup’s follow-up post, adding, “what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms.” /End ID]

the risk i took was calculated but man am i bad at math

(ID: a comic of cartoon characters, colored in white on magenta backgrounds, featuring Bobby Fulbright and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. The dialogue uses screenshots of a tumblr conversation between users mollyjames and soygal.

Panel 1- Fulbright is shown from the shoulders up, glancing to the side and gesturing with one hand as he says, “I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week.”

Panel 2- Fulbright now glances back in the other direction and points a finger emphatically, saying, “For your health.”

Panel 3- Fulbright beams with his eyes closed, radiating sparkles and an air of innocence, as Clay, also shown from the shoulders up, strokes his chin thoughtfully and says, “You know what? You’re right”

Panel 4- White text on magenta background reading “FIVE MINUTES LATER…” with a small doodle of an analogue clock

Panel 5- Clay, sweating and nervous from behind some kind of fuzzy purple cloud, says, “help I’m trapped in the shadow realm.” He has his hands pressed forward as though to a window or barrier. Fulbright, unobscured in the foreground, puts two fingers to his temple in a salute as he says, “Got another one girls.” His sunglasses are now colored orange to conceal his eyes, and a sparkle glares off of them beside his face. He looks smug. End ID)