[Video Description:
“This is a work of art” - Bruno Madrigal shrugging with sparkle affect surrounding
“This is a bucket” - Bruno with a bucket on his head holding a sparkle knife]
Palpatine: Join the dark side and together-
Anakin: Hold on let me ask Obi-wan
Palpatine: Wait that’s not-
Anakin: He said no.
Half expecting Hunter to have a post-breakup haircut montage in season 2.
the complaints about people shipping clones together isnt some separate issue to the whitewashing and racism in star wars fans, its all a part of the same problem. its fetishisation of māori men, and in many ways enforces the racist and innacurate stereotypes of māori being incestuous. the act of shipping clones together is blatantly racist, and its incredibly ignorant to think that should be separated from the uwwtbb movement
Rex: Life’s too short.
*distant crashing and the sound of fives, echo and anakin screaming*
Rex: Don’t make it shorter
The way I give headcanons to some characters is like I reached my arms into a ball pit and shoved whatever I got into the characters’ arm.
https://hellyeahpancakes.tumblr.com/post/666453931437817856/pov-you-asked-plo-for-a-duel-and-normally-he
@hellyeahpancakes
This is what I’m talking about, more of this. Take notes everyone.
I’m not trying to lay blame on anyone.
I’m just saying there is a severe lack of sexy Plo Koon art within the Star Wars community.
I’m not trying to lay blame on anyone.
I’m just saying there is a severe lack of sexy Plo Koon art within the Star Wars community.
Listen I don’t believe for a second that Padme died from heartbreak.
I do however believe that if roles were reversed and Padme turned and Anakin was left behind.
That man would 100% die from heartbreak, no debate.
wait this is funnier
the chancellor falls down a flight of stairs and fox is obligated by workplace norms to send a card or something
In relation to body image there also rises the issue with clones who don’t identify as strictly male or male at all. They have little to no access to any resources to alter their physical appearance. Even if they did have access they wouldn’t be allowed to.
Sad thought I had bc I just came back from a health awareness conference and need to share:
———— Warning: Pertains to ED ————
I wonder if ED is common among the clones. Since they’re all told to be the perfect “soldier”. All the same.
But some brothers weigh more
Some brothers weigh less
Some have genetic mutations that make them look very different
Some don’t have mutations and that makes them feel inferior
Some are situations where abuse from a superior is common
Some are in situations where praise from a superior is common and is desperately sought after
All of them strive for individuality, to be more, to be a “better” version of themselves.
I wonder how often the product of this upbringing, this thinking, is types of ED or other harmful “solutions”.
Sad thought I had bc I just came back from a health awareness conference and need to share:
———— Warning: Pertains to ED ————
I wonder if ED is common among the clones. Since they’re all told to be the perfect “soldier”. All the same.
But some brothers weigh more
Some brothers weigh less
Some have genetic mutations that make them look very different
Some don’t have mutations and that makes them feel inferior
Some are situations where abuse from a superior is common
Some are in situations where praise from a superior is common and is desperately sought after
All of them strive for individuality, to be more, to be a “better” version of themselves.
I wonder how often the product of this upbringing, this thinking, is types of ED or other harmful “solutions”.
@zeldaiscool19 Tower of Babel: Star Wars Edition.
Do you think the clones have a Spanish mode like Buzz in Toy Story 3.
Foxes that I think best represent Commander Fox.
1. Red fox - the classic, plus I like to headcanon Fox as a red head. (Also it fucken wimdy)
2. Tibetan fox - Tell me this isn’t exactly the expression Fox makes 24/7.
3. Marble fox - graying at the sides and eye bags almost as dark as his thoughts
4. Silver fox - Commander fox is a silver fox in all meanings of the term despite being 10.
5. Blanford’s fox - cute but extremely done with everything.
Do you think the clones have a Spanish mode like Buzz in Toy Story 3.
Rexwalker but it’s that one scene from httyd 2 between Valka and Stoic.
Takes place in an AU where Anakin doesn’t turn and they cross paths either when Rex is w/ the bad batch or when he’s w/ the ghost crew. (Do not ask me how this affects the continuity it’s 2/3am brain rot, enjoy.) (reworded to fit the ship)
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Rex: I know what you're going to say, Anakin. How could I have done this? Turned on everyone so quick. And why didn't I come back after? Once my chip was removed.
Well, what sign did I have that you were alive, Anakin? That anyone survived after the order went out?
I didn’t want to fight you or anybody, I wanted to go against the chip, but my body wouldn’t listen.
I know that I betrayed you and then left... but I thought you’d be better off without me. And maybe that was wrong, I see that now, but...
Why are you so calm, Anakin! Go on... SHOUT, SCREAM, SAY SOMETHING!
*Anakin cupping Rex’s face with his hand.*
Anakin: You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
I just want to give all the clones some nice fuzzy sweaters. Is that so much to ask.
Fox in high heels and a dress: I don’t get paid enough for this.
Thorn whose taking pictures: We don’t get paid at all
Fic idea that I’m never going to find the energy to write but made myself laugh with;
What if the CG pretty woman/miss congeniality Fox for an assignment and he ends up being corries most eligible bachelor? He gets assigned a senator girlfriend because one too many admirers try to stalk him. Riyo is chosen because she is nice to clones and Fox has had a crush for a while.
Anakin taking a break from maintaining the empire and coming to Naboo to celebrate the twins birthday
Padme lives AU but Anakin still turned Sith
Fox: *opens his office door*
*Quinlan seductively sitting on fox’s desk*
Fox: *slams door close* …
If what I think is in there, is in there.
It better not be.
Tonight I dressed as Anakin.
Coincidentally I also held a child tonight.
And in my head all I could think was
“This is probably the most positive interaction Anakin will ever have with a child.”
Ahsoka: Aren’t you forgetting something master?
Anakin: No Snips I got everything.
Rex: Are you sure General, because we have to leave in a few minutes.
Anakin: Yes I’m sure Rex, now let’s go.
Obi wan: Anakin there is absolutely nothing you might have forgotten?
Anakin: ok guys you really need to stop I-
…
I forgot my arm
Quinlan: You’re cute when you’re angry
Fox, cracking his knuckles: Well I’m about to look real fucking adorable.
Star Wars where everything is the same except Anakin doesn’t go full crispy chicken and wears a slutty version of the Darth Vader suit.
I really looked at all the clones and decided the fratricidal furry would be my top choice.
Fox: *doing paper work*
Quinlan: *walks in and throws his arms around fox* Hey foxy
Fox: *stops* *looks up and whispers* I have a taser in my pocket
Quinlan: *slowly retracts arms*
What I think some of the clones would wear for Halloween:
Rex is obviously wearing a t-rex suit against his better judgement.
Bly did a couple’s costume with Aayla. They are Jack and Sally and it’s adorable.
The entire wolf pack dressed up as Plo and he had a proud dad moment.
Fox did not want nor plan to wear a costume but Thorn and Thire got him a Fox Mcloud costume.
Cody and Obi wan also did a couples costume and it was Sherlock and Watson.
I have 3 tests and 4 assignments this week and I am currently writing a 9 part angsty fanfiction on Commander fox.
So clearly I have my priorities straight.
Somehow I missed the memo that it was 10/10 yesterday so I’m reblogging my favourite Commander Fox art in repentance for my sins.
Made a whole comic based off this post from @milfcaptainrex !! I was cackling too hard and KNEW that I had to bring it to life???
I hate Palpatine So Fucking Much, so I made Fox as absolutely jacked as described??? Hope y'all like!! Have a great rest of your week!!