Just Came Up With A Really Good 4 Word Cooking Horror Story But Idk If You Guys Are Ready For It

See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

MAKE ME CHOOSE: @sofuckingchuffed asked ⤖ DC + FAVORITE VILLAIN 🌹

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Twitter reacts to What if…? (Part 4)

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Five hargreeves commits more murders with his facial expressions than with his hands

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.