Latest Posts by somnambulant-snowball - Page 2

bonus for talk like a pirate day:

[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.

ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]

ggrrr, argh.

[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]

[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]

Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

Y'ALL

[image description: Daytah Whyfye on discord says: "I'm abusing my powers to say, VOTE ROSEMARY". there's a link to a Twitter poll where you can vote for which ship you like better: Bubbline (adventure time) or Rosemary (homestuck). then there's a tweet from James Roach saying "fuck it, if Rosemary wins I will personally make sure there is new content for you". / end ID]

here is the link to the poll:

go forth and vote!

[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]

DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡

[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]

[image descriptions: a news article says "a starbucks customer says an employee smacked her in the face with a wet rag after she complained her drink was made incorrectly". Marsti is shown swinging her wet mop at Ardata's face. in the second panel, Chixie is at the café saying "it hurts to see other people living your dreams!" / end ID]

get her!

[text sources: a business insider article by grace dean, and ginkgocrown on twitter]

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]

[image description 1/2: Kanaya sits on her crafting table with her keyboard on her lap. she says: "you have been CHEESED." she types away, saying "cheese cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese, cheese chee chee chee chee chee chee chee, cheez chee chee chee chee chee, cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese."

ID 2/2: Feferi's lusus, Gl'bgolyb, tells her, "it's very important that I'm allowed to slumber for one thousand years and never feel any pain. Fef does not want to here it. / end ID]

I don't even know if that's how you spell cheece.

[text sources: ⚛︎ìmLësbian⚛︎ on youtube, dyatlovpassingprivilege on tumblr]

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]

[image descriptions, part two:

Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]

hiya, I'm 🍱 anon, I asked lowqualityhomestuckedits first before I found your blog and promptly forgot I requested it the first time 😅

ah, that makes more sense. I thought you might've been testing as many editors as possible to find the alpha. thanks for telling me lmao.

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

[image description 1/2: while Chixie is performing on stage, Elwurd says to Zebruh, "I'd call you a simp, but I simp her too". Zebruh is flabbergasted. / end ID 1. / ID 2/2: Mallek laughs saying, "yeah I'm a simp. s = super, i = into, m = mechanical, p = parts!" / end of image descriptions.]

friendsimp

[text sources: "Mary Bean" under a Samantha Lux video, and "It's me, 33" under a remix of sexy back by justin timberlake mixed with the home depot song, on youtube]

[image description 1/3: Tavros laments, "if dr frank n furter's castle in rocky horror is wheelchair accessible, what excuse does anyone else have?" / end ID 1. ID 2: Kuprum dramatically passes his psionic energy to Folykl, while he shouts "you've been hit by my autism blast! it goes right into your brain and diverges your neurons!" / end ID 2. ID 3: MC interrupts John to say "if you hear me telling the same story twice, just let it go. I only have like six memories and they all take turns". John looks shook. / end of image descriptions.]

fittingly, we're in the last week of disabled pride month and this is the only set of memes I've been able to make for the occasion, because I burnt myself out, AND I've been busy with physical therapy. way too fitting lmao.

[text sources: givemepllants on twitter, evilcassboygenius on tumblr, and jzux on twitter]

every now and then I'll get really really tired and do something so unexpectedly foolish on this blog, and then come back when I'm thinking more clearly and just think "whyyy, the fuuck, did I DO that????" but once that wears off I won't be able to stop laughing at myself for the whole day! this is one of those times.

so anyway I adore Callback! guess I was too excited and tired at the same time to realize it wasn't homestuck! I did watch it anyway after the talkback, though, I like it even more everytime!

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Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

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act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!

Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!

Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw

I was wrong about there being 2 musicals, I misread talkback as callback, which is the name of one of her other musicals

OUR 2022 SCHEDULE IS NOW LIVE. 🖥️

You can view the panel descriptions on our website!

Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

2022 Panel Schedule

Here’s the online version of this year’s SAHCon schedule! Remember: The convention starts at 9:45am EST on July 16th, and follows an Eastern

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!

I'm so excited! I wish they'd tell us the times, though!

SAHCON IS COMING.

CHECK OUT OUR TWITTER POST REGARDING MORE INFORMATION ABOUT OUR EVENTS AND GUESTS!

MORE UPDATES LATER TODAY.

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

[image description 1/ 3: Diemen is in the meat freezer, holding a hot dog. there is a text box next him that says "(flirting)". Diemen says, to the hot dog, "you look so biteable today". / end of ID 1.

ID 2/3: Mallek is holding MC while shouting "I can fix him! (my robot parter who needs technical repairs)" / end of ID 2.

ID 3/3: Kuprum and Folykl are in their usual ally by the dumpster. Folykl says "sorry bro, I can't hang out today. I used up all my mana." / end image descriptions.]

I think the arrow kinda looks like Mallek's snake lusus, who I like to call Mr Noodle. I am now picturing him pointing himself towards something, turning his head, and unhinging his jaw, just to point at something.

...okay, who wants a fanfic?

[text sources: fanghusband-remade, imagineyourfo, and beeword]

!!!!!

cool sweater

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.

text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]

pictures taken moments before disaster

I love their colorful toe beans! and how the bi and pan ones are snuggling! the intersex one looks like a Pokémon!

Some pride cats designed for a patreon pattern. They're napping.

[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]

if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.

[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]

found it!

now spill!

i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭

I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

thumbnail by @transkanayamaryam

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]