Chaotic And A Half

How dare you just leave that there

Explain

I unironically, genuinely believe that if hatsune miku didn’t exist, we’d have all died a long time ago. 

Bro

Bro

Bro

I think that they were asking cuz they were interested in you

Bro

Do you want a girlfriend? ☆

And what if I do? You gonna call me desperate bastartd pukicho?’ look at him, he wants connections, kick his ass, get him. ‘

I don't celebrate thanksgiving:(

WOOO thanks giving, enjoy the large meat. Fucks

How bout no

Go to yellowstone and bring and egg. Then smell the phosphor pits, have fun!!

Sounds like the government murdered him

that feel when you learn you had a relative that was a writer in the 1920s, and he worked with languages as well. He had some problems with the government and nobody understood how he died then. he was very young.

okay probably now I realize how I got this writing crack.

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that video where they capture a demon in an old furnace saying ‘I have a body of a pig’ was just me after hamburger

What??? Why???

I bled at a California Pizza Kitchen today

Whose meant to be Jason...?

Being in the hetalia fandom for seven years is 90% hating yourself for referencing and 10% wondering where new fans are getting these names. Like, who’s Jason? They all have officiall names!

Is it salt?

Everyone loves my burgers! They always ask how I make it. But I'm not going to give away my secret ingredientSalt

I want a boyfriend or girlfriend because everyone's pretty, but I'm antisocial and hate humans, you see my dilemma?