dsmp + osmp + fnaf hyperfixation | all the pronouns give me ur pronouns theyre mine now
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How to make a plot villainous enough to attract they attention but tame enough they won’t get hurt
Would calling their cell for a random chat because like villain-creepy or stalker-creepy? Or both?
Okay so when they wink at me after a great comeback, is that just their charismatic arrogance or do they maybe like me back?
My newest villain monologue was gonna include this bit about my rough childhood but idk that feels like a fifth date fight subject
Should I update my outfit again? I think they like my new boots but the cape didn’t get the reaction I was hoping for
oh gaud we have much to show you
the dj of the classical station I listen to was flirting w/ the musician guest star, which was cute, but what's cuter is I found out at the end of the program they're married
hm
Okay but the first teaching izuku how to do the smokey eyeshadow look in a dream and izuku waking up and instantly stealing eyeshadow from ayoma and adopting it as the one for all look!
Void time reveals new knowledge.
Wake up French boy
Twice is the type of guy that will rob a bank and get caught because he stopped to help an old lady cross the street.
Imposter Shinsou Strats
Here’s a dumb, unedited, very short story that ends really abruptly because my inspiration ran out, that combines two of @hey-hamlet’s AUs: Don’t Praise The All Mighty and All Traitors.
Basically, All Might’s abuse is what convinces 1-A to turn traitor.
Buh. Enjoy, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything for BNHA
A figure in a dark hoodie wandered aimlessly through the streets, searching. They tried to hide their desperation, but the drug dealers and gang members who roamed the alleyways could practically smell it. The figure ignored them, keeping their pace even
“Kids like you should be at home now,” a voice sneered from the shadows, and the person jumped, turning to face the long, lanky figure that stepped into the dimly lit road, moonlight glinting off the staples that held their face together. The hooded figure relaxed, just slightly
“Dabi.”
“You know my name, kid, but I don’t think I know yours... How did you come to learn it, anyway?” Dabi’s fingers started to smoke threateningly— the watching thugs quickly scattered, all too familiar with what was about to happen. But the figure didn’t run. They didn’t even flinch.
“Midoriya told me,” they said, reaching up and pulling off their hood, revealing red and white colored hair, and a scar that had previously been hidden in the shadow of the hood. Dabi froze, eyes wide in shock. But he quickly masked it with a smirk.
“Sho— that is to say, Todoroki Shoto, what a surprise. Shouldn’t you be at home?” Dabi tried to sound cocky, but there was a slight tremble in his voice. Todoroki simply frowned.
“We want to join the league. Me, and the rest of 1-A,” he said bluntly, his fists clenching. Before Dabi could respond though, he continued, looking at the ground with a furrowed brow “All Might keeps... *hurting* Midoriya, and none of us knew until Kamino. And nobody believes us except Aizawa-sensei and Mic-sensei. The league seems to know...” at this, he looked up. “Help us kill All Might, and we’ll do whatever you want.”
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I will never get tired of dragons but honestly I’m ready for more fantasy protagonists to ride around on giant flying sea slugs
im accidentally in love
“my house my rules” if you have children it is not just your house, it is their home. and they are utterly dependent on you.
you make the rules but the rules exist specifically to assist w/ the growth and wellbeing of your children. so you need to listen to their input when making them.
gravity falls / demon hunting au a dark story with spooky events. Dipper and Mabel are demon hunters (and witches?)
thinking about when i was small, how my mom told me that pipe cleaners were just a tool until people started idly shaping things with them and it grew so popular that they were marketed as crafting materials. and that story about how the original frisbees were disposable pie plates that students flattened to throw. and how when i was a child i had a wooden mancala set with shiny, colorful stones, but on invention it was played with rocks and grooves dug into the dirt. and middle school, paper football and tic-tac-toe and mash and mad libs, games that just need pen and paper. and before that, games of pretend with pirates and princes and masked marauders. how at slumber parties after lights out, we used to whisper storytelling games, i say one sentence and you say the next. and shadow puppets. and the way all the kids in the neighborhood used to divide into teams and throw fallen pine cones at one another. and the floor is lava game, and the quiet game, and the games i play with my coworkers that are just words and retention. and "put a finger down" on the high school bus. and little girls clapping together, and how the first jump-rope was undoubtedly just a length of rope who knows how long ago, and how natural it is to play, how we seek play at every age and with any resources we have and with whatever time we can squeeze it into in a day. i'm not an anthropologist or a psychologist but i think after food and shelter and water and air what comes next is games and stories and laughter. i think that there is nothing -- not sex or fighting or forming unlikely bonds with animals -- there is nothing more human than to play.
Villain Deku, meeting Bakugou on the battlefield for the first time: Hi Kacchan!
Bakugou: DEKU!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? YOU THINK YOU CAN HURT ME? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO STUPID QUIRKLESS DEKU? SHOOT ME?
[30 minutes later, at the hospital]
Aizawa, to Bakugou as his gunshot wounds are getting treated: [very exhausted sigh] I’m really not sure what you were expecting to happen there.
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
BNHA x Among Us
dad mode ACTIVATED
me: my favorite ship is probably todobaku or maybe dabihawks-
shinkamideku: *kicks down door* whats up bitches
gonna cry hes so pre;,tty,,y;,;;,;,
viking braids!
ok but listen: mademoiselle noir except shinsou is the rando in the tower kaminari finds him deku is the one person who actually tries to figure out what hes saying but endeavor sets him on fire first listEN
a fics tags: angst, hurt no comfort, everyone needs a hug
me: you ever just in the mood for pain
Happy birthday Aizawa! It was an evening full of fun, food, and fantastic forts!
I created a quick walkthrough on my process! You can do the same with any digital art program and brushes you like. As always, learning comes with critical thinking and if you feel this does not apply to you, then no worries! There’s no correct way to do things as long as you achieve the results you want.
The technique can be customized with different brush types and colours, and can be as simple or heavily rendered as you so desire. I hope it helps a little! I like to do lighting like this in my own work for a sense of atmosphere.
Please ignore the fact I spelled complementary wrong, it’s been a long week ok lol
Shiggy again 🤤
Sea of Stars
i joined tumblr like last week why is this place so buckwild
today is a shitpost from god
happy halloween
im still waiting for lolirock to get popular with the gays so we can have that good gay content
Listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.
I commissioned @all-things-geekie to combine my two favorite fictional characters of all time into one and I will never stop screaming over how beautiful the result is