Hate When People Ask For My Favorite Music Genre And I Have To Make Up Some Nonsense Like "alt Rock"

okay, i've had a moment to collect my feelings and,

this movie looks so unprofessional like...

blue light is being cast on her hair from the portal that is clearly not casting a blue light on the environment.

the creeper is backlit by a soft blue light, while this goober is clearly backlit by a harsh white light.

also, the whole thing is backlit! nobody has light on their face in this trailer!

even here, you can clearly see the light is behind everyone, but they are supposedly facing eachother!?

why does this look like this!? why even bother with live action actors when the whole movie is animated!? and don't even get me started on the animation.

there's nothing technically wrong with the models... but it all looks so "minceraft mobs if dey wur reel!!1!"

i swear i saw this same sheep render in, like 2015.

Duo?!?

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

this happened so long ago and it's certainly not relevant but i still have this burning hatred for the fact that the diamond and pearl remakes didn't use the platinum ghost gym.

for those who don't know, pokemon platinum updated hearthome's gym puzzle with this cool maze that made you search for symbols in the darkness to progress. this was a notable improvement from the diamond and pearl version of the gym which had... math. not puzzle math. not pokemon math. not even vaguely ghost related math. it was definitively the worst gym in the entire series.

so of course the remakes used it.

ratatouille but it's a knight in one of these bad boys.

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

shout out to games where the main progression is super serious but the endgame is just a fashion show with guns.

like... all of it?

actually no she's barely a spoiler and she must be free

💖luzaku my beloved💖

she's just

she

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.