I'm The Goblin Who Eats The Books When You Put Them In The Return Slot At The Library. Every Book You've

Clear-ish collection of things I’ve found that people have left behind or lost

Spinning all your silk and moving all of your eight legs To build a web that’ll spread through the world

OMG i just love that song, my favorite in the entire album

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

Have you guys ever dreamed of slurping that yummy refreshing pond water,,, ? Because,,, I made a thing,,,

If you like it you can get it here and support my disabled gremlin ass 👇🏼 https://ofdirtandbones.etsy.com/fr/listing/1720933763/eau-de-la-mare-verre-canette

he’s here…he’s even on my 3ds screen. I hope you can meet him soon.

[ ID: tweet by @/lysihtea reading “I’m genderless. I’m full of gender. I’m a malewife. I’m a biblically accurate angel. I’m a pop idol. I’m the fourth incarnation of god. I’m a convicted criminal. I can never die.” ]

nonhuman /srs

When I die, I want to be left in the woods for the moss and fungi to inhabit my bones with a sign that says "beware all ye who stumble upon the teeth stealing goblin", is that too much to ask for?

my beetle prints <3