“Have You Heard The Story

Better off dead than stuck in a maze

The center may seem like a gift

One you arrive, it'll strip you of your life

And you'll wish that you never did

/lyr

When I die, I want to be left in the woods for the moss and fungi to inhabit my bones with a sign that says "beware all ye who stumble upon the teeth stealing goblin", is that too much to ask for?

what do you mean how do i feel attractive. too many eyes, fangs, antlers, boney and unnatural, way too tall, eerie and looking like a corner-eye demon of course.

Cryptid of the Day: Giant Ants

Description: Greek historian Herodotus reported stories of fox-sized ants in the deserts of Persia around 484-425 BC. Giant ants have also been reported in China’s Yangtze Valley in around the 1st century. It theorizes that what people saw back then was just red marmots. 

Have you guys ever dreamed of slurping that yummy refreshing pond water,,, ? Because,,, I made a thing,,,

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What a distinguished little lad

halloween means either mothman or plague doctor. fucking decisions